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His second to last, and your last?
Doubtful... Everyone loves me!
My boss was being a cunt to me so I told him he was a dickhead and to go fuck himself (among other things). Felt pretty alright.
Good thing it's his second to last day.
boss is sick.
here on my own all day.
leaving at 3.
and nah, i don't really have a lot to do today. well ahead on all of my work. *stretches*
done.
though it's not like this all the time. usually i have to do my boss's work as well and mine. and his work is harder than i imagine cancer is to get through.
give me an example of a hard transaction then c'mon bring it on
hurry up friday!!! 
Damn. No interview happened.
Fortunately I didn't need to have one as I've got the position!!!
Woo, Melbourne, here I come!!!!!!
congrats mate!
are you moving permanently? what does the new job entail?
Just did a staff climate survey, and they told us it was confidential, yet they had on the front fill out your age bracket, which section you work in, and how long you have been here for
ooh nice one
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usually when the boss is expecting something private in the mail he will tell us so we dont open it. i'm not sure if i missed the memo cause of being sick or if he forgot but today i opened a package to find the Girls Gone Wild DVD
bored
We get to wear jeans for jeans for genes day wooo. Small things excite me
*waits for jokes about what i just said*
looks like i wont be workin for at least another month at this rate... first interview wont be til mid november
:putsfeetup:
not a fan of being raped re: sunday morning: depends on how we pull up from the flight - ill pm you my number between now and next week.
i have registered with some agencies already, have been checking out whats out there but havent bothered applying yet. not keen to work til i have an NIN, tax is close to 50% without one...
but yeah, see what happens when we get there...
usually when the boss is expecting something private in the mail he will tell us so we dont open it. i'm not sure if i missed the memo cause of being sick or if he forgot but today i opened a package to find the Girls Gone Wild DVD
Today I started work for Haighs chocolates processing their orders
Have to walk around the factory to collect paperwork though
They measure their chocolate in tonnes too
i remember u getting hassled by that bouncer, woulda been nice going to work with a shiner hehe
clocked up 137 hours this fortnight at work, bring on pay day!!!!
ewwwwToday I started work for Haighs chocolates processing their orders
Have to walk around the factory to collect paperwork though
They measure their chocolate in tonnes too
Hook a brother up?
I paid $35 for a small box of assorted Haighs chocolates last week. Needed them to bribe some office ladies.
Can you start a small black market operation?
Haha.
See what I can swing. They were giving away bags of truffles last week though. Fkn costly as to buy
Today my superviser is away so I have nothing much to do, but if they send me home I don't get paid. Using my years of work dodging skills to stretch out an hours work into 6 hours isn't gonna be easy, but if anyone can do it, I can.
Cant someone think up an easier way to earn lots of money with a rewarding exchange of services that only requires a small ratio of work compared to pay?
weather presenter...?
escort?
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1.5 hrs down, 8.5 to go... thank god its a short week... 
WUTIWUFWUTIWUF
The mentality of some people I see at work just astounds me.
For those that don't know I work at ATO in Debt.
Case today, a guy who owes approx $100k in Income tax and GST which has been accruing over the past 10 years. Receives an average income, just has basically chosen to collect GST from customers and then use the money for himself, while not paying sufficient income tax and not paying what he owes at the end of the financial year. Now a siginificant portion of what he owes is interest, but tax debt would be about $60k.
He has purchased a house and a new car in 2008, and recently has applied to get his tax debt waived as he is experiencing hardship??!!!
Ummm how about sell the house that YOU CLEARLY CAN'T AFFORD and pay your tax like 99% of Australians.
AHHHHH it makes me rage.
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The last actual town I was in the locals still wear a piece of bamboo on their cock and nothing else, and hunt with bow and arrows.
Only 12 years ago the locals I'm working with in the middle of the jungle praised the helicopter that flew in here as a god, and practiced cannibalism.
Yeah I'm kinda on the top of a mountain in the middle of West Papua now so no milkshakes for me.
So.... at work today i quit my job. Thats what you get when you ban me from facebook and soundpond
i found it pretty funny they banned everyone the day before i quit. For an A/V company in mile end, i'll let you know where i am going once it all comes through.So.... at work today i quit my job. Thats what you get when you ban me from facebook and soundpond
ARE YOU KIDDING MEI am astounded at the amount of people who can't remember where they were working a couple of years ago.
One person today didn't remember where they worked in 2007.
) and i've basically been the human that emoticon was designed on!not even... i know exactly where i was working 2 years ago (i wasn't
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Unless Timmy has changed, that still won't do.
The last actual town I was in the locals still wear a piece of bamboo on their cock and nothing else, and hunt with bow and arrows.
Only 12 years ago the locals I'm working with in the middle of the jungle praised the helicopter that flew in here as a god, and practiced cannibalism.
I spoke to Charles Xavier from India.
Found out today a guy from work died over the weekend...
He only started a few weeks ago so didn't know him too well, but he seemed pretty cool.
respawn?
To the person who stole my cheese from the fridge this morning....only put it in there at 830.... can you please now buy me some lunch?
just received an email
wtf? dude was gonna eat a whole block of cheese for lunch?
just received an email
wtf? dude was gonna eat a whole block of cheese for lunch?
Geelong fan at work has his scarf, beanie etc set up on his workstation
came in early this morning and printed out an a3 poster of "Cats" the musical and pinned it by his desk
maybe one of the other smart, attractive and clever admins or mods could sticky/move some events for me
if they do a good enough job i might even buy them some
managed to remember all my passwords so far though... Free tickets to fully catered corporate box for Kings of Leon tonight at Adelaide Entertainment centre! w00t w00t!!!
Yeah but you have to hear Kings of Leon
Yeah but you have to hear Kings of Leon
Got a job for me? I am a good forum moderator. Proven track record.
Hehe
Do you work in HR or you just got the role of finding someone in that case?
Had a customer call today. They have a Macbook and they can't connect it to the internet either via wi fi or with a LAN cable.
They took their machine into the Apple Store who told them 'your internet is the problem'.
They are living in a sharehouse, and 5 other people are able to use the wi fi/internet at the premises no probs.
It is also worth noting that this customer called up with :
a) her laptop battery dead
b) no power charger available.
expecting me to resolve the connectivity issue.
All in all a pretty standard call from a Mac user.
