Quitting and coming back...

I hate it here in Melbourne!

There's hardly any decent gigs on, all the girls have big glasses and long hair which I hate, all the guys are fags and just keep propositioning me, so I'm quitting and coming back to Adelaide...

adelaides pretty shit too j!

april fools.

as if you'd be getting propositioned!

You've done this before J

 

we dont want no breaks fools here!

Stay there! 
 

Worth a shot!

fooled me for a second!  but that's not hard!   

whats wrong with long hair?

as if you'd come home when you are getting propositioned by guys!

its nearly as bad as  the april fools jokes they came up with on the today show yesterday morning

nothing is wrong with long hair girls - he's trying to say that the girls with short hair look more like boys = win for J

here i was getting excited thinking this may be a thread involving either jimmy barnes noddy or hopefully both.

i was in a pub on saturday and some "thing" was standing at the end of the bar. It didnt have any titis and short cropped hair. It was dressed as a goth and big chunky boots, no make up but skinny jeans and a blatant man pouch so, being drunk, and disorderly I blurted to the bar man

"What is that on the end, a girl or a boy"

He looked at me and said, "well i can see why you would think that, but its definately a girl, its my girlfriend"

Ouch.

I dont know if that is relevant to the thread but fuck me thats funny ATM

*cough*