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Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th

Started by Leezee · 3 Mar 2008 · 114 posts survive (18 recovered from print copies, Common Crawl and other captures) · see it on the Wayback Machine

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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 12:35pmSubject: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 1:03pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
March 20th.

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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:22pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
how much do you charge liam? also i will take mine medium rare  biggrin
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:36pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
March 20th.

when it first started it was the 14th, then there was confusion over whether it was the 14th or the 20th

what does the official site say? (its blocked at work)
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 5:41pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
it has been changed to 14th to save confusion, but originally was celebrated on the 20th. chinese whispers syndrome and the affiliation with valentines equivalency is to blame.

i try to celebrate both.
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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 9:48pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
also i will take mine medium rare  biggrin

What about the steak?
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 10:24pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
I can see the title of this thread changing to 'Steak and Blowjob Day, March 20th' on the 15th of March.
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Posted: 3 Mar 2008, 10:25pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 12:17pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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medium and well done for me, im sure you can work out which is which...
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Posted: 6 Mar 2008, 1:30pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Steak, Blowjob, Titties, Birthday fun, Bounce..... what a fucking AWESOME day to look forward to
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khemAdministrator
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Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 2:57amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
on facebook it is being listed as

Steak, Blow Job & STFU Day

laugh
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Posted: 7 Mar 2008, 9:42amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
oh my that's much better!
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 9:47pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
bump

this friday...

hehe
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 10:40pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 4:38pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
i expect to see all the girls duck under the table at friday night lol
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:07pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
damn straight - it's not steak AND THEN blowjob day.

then again, it might be a bit weird with a whole bunch of us.

world record for the most synchronous blowjobs at a restaurant laugh
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:16pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
 where is the fun stuff for the ladies? and dont dare post after me and er... the blowjob or the stake? hardy haha!

ladies - we must create a day for us - tie your man up day or somethang  laugh

nathoIt's just like, a minimall.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:18pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
You had International Women's day, we have steak and blowjob day. Simple
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:19pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
IWD is about rising up to protest injustice and violence against women!

im talking about somethang along pleasurable lines dude!!!
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:19pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Valentines day?
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:29pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
well hardy haha do doe!!

childbirth aint funny and i will pre-order my drugs thank you very much!!
NoddyPosts: 3,458
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:33pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
You girls get around 6 special days to yourself every month. We just want one per year.

Stop being so selfish.
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:34pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
fuckin lol!!!!!!

you boys have it made in the shade!

ok ladies - what would our day be?
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:36pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Mopping and washing Day
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:38pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
You get to vote every few years. Just be happy with election day.

It's more than you deserve.
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:43pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
yeah - great idea Kurko - you guys can wash our dishes and mop up our p*&$@$!!
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:47pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
You girls get around 6 special days to yourself every month. We just want one per year.

Stop being so selfish.

rofl

hear hear, its about time someone just came out and said it clap laugh

anyway, back to SnBJ Day (reckon we could get it put on the calendar?)

mop up our p*&$@$!!

MOP up!? crazy
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:56pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
read above post mindthief, a fitting name seeing you need a new one!  laugh

it was to retort Kurko's washing and mopping day  icon_rolleyes

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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 5:58pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
I don't see what the big deal is anyway. S&BJ day is an equal opportunity day as is.

We get a nice piece of meat in our mouth. As do you girls.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:08pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Raw unwashed meat.

This isn't England. We wash more frequently than once a week here in Oz.
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mindthiefPosts: 575
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:13pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
read above post mindthief, a fitting name seeing you need a new one!  laugh

it was to retort Kurko's washing and mopping day  icon_rolleyes



 eyebrow yah, i got that. in my post the 'mop' was in italics because i thought that having to mop up menstruation was fucked up as it implies the flow is large...is that unreasonable?
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:15pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
when the fuck did i imply menstration?  laugh
NoddyPosts: 3,458
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:15pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
And dont think you could get away with wearing the same undies all week either  pimp

Not a problem. Freeballing FTW!!!
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NoddyPosts: 3,458
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:17pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
when the fuck did i imply menstration?  laugh

I interpreted what you wrote as menstruation.

I was just about to pack the canoe up and head over to ride the rapids.
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:18pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
eeeewww to that!

and eeewww - to Noddy freeballing - images! images!  laugh
mindthiefPosts: 575
Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:20pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
I interpreted what you wrote as menstruation.

I was just about to pack the canoe up and head over to ride the rapids.

what else could 'mop up our p*&$@$!!' mean? i think we've been getting it wrong all these years Noddy, maybe each period is similar in comparison to a dam breaking?
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:22pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
what else could 'mop up our p*&$@$!!' mean? i think we've been getting it wrong all these years Noddy, maybe each period is similar in comparison to a dam breaking?

Now I've just had an image similar to the kids book 'The hole in the dyke'.

Maybe all she needs is someone to sit there using their finger to stop the leak and eliminate the need for any future mopping.
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snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:25pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
what else could 'mop up our p*&$@$!!' mean? i think we've been getting it wrong all these years Noddy, maybe each period is similar in comparison to a dam breaking?


we get wet through other ways - you must of never had the pleasure to discover this?!! hardy ha ha.

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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:28pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th

we get wet through other ways - you must of never had the pleasure to discover this?!! hardy ha ha.

oh i've discovered it, i've just never had the pleasure of meeting a squirter before thumbs-up
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:41pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
where is the fun stuff for the ladies? and dont dare post after me and er... the blowjob or the stake? hardy haha!

ladies - we must create a day for us - tie your man up day or somethang  laugh



you get valentines day lol
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:45pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
You would need to be washing every time you piss, for me to even consider it boyo

so i'm guessing water sports are out of the question?
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 6:48pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th

we get wet through other ways - you must of never had the pleasure to discover this?!! hardy ha ha.



golden shower's prehaps

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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 7:45pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
ok ladies - what would our day be?

Passive-Agressive Day?

Dont-touch-me-I-have-a-headache Day?

Lets-talk-about-our-feelings Day?

Pay-attention-to-me Day?

Nothing-is-wrong Day?

Who-is-that-bitch Day?


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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 7:52pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Put the toilet seat down because we havent evolved enough to piss standing up day?
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 8:40pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
cooking a steak and giving a blowjob is a pretty awesome day in my books
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Posted: 11 Mar 2008, 9:34pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Passive-Agressive Day?

Dont-touch-me-I-have-a-headache Day?

Lets-talk-about-our-feelings Day?

Pay-attention-to-me Day?

Nothing-is-wrong Day?

Who-is-that-bitch Day?


ouch laugh

i take it that its mrs hand for you exclusively these days rob icon_wink

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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 7:51amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
ouch :lol:

i take it that its mrs hand for you exclusively these days rob ;)

Just because I don't have a missus doesn't automatically mean I don't have sex Jules ;)
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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 8:51amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
ouch laugh

i take it that its mrs hand for you exclusively these days rob icon_wink

Just because I don't have a missus doesn't automatically mean I don't have sex Jules icon_wink
Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 10:20amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Just because I don't have a missus doesn't automatically mean I don't have sex Jules ;)

true. apparently self love does count as legitimate sex these days. lucky eh?!
Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 10:51amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
true. apparently self love does count as legitimate sex these days. lucky eh?!

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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 10:58amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 11:20amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Just because I don't have a missus doesn't automatically mean I don't have sex Jules icon_wink

true. apparently self love does count as legitimate sex these days. lucky eh?!
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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 11:21amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
gotta hate the missus going home 2 days too early
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Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 11:58amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 10:43amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
true. apparently self love does count as legitimate sex these days. lucky eh?!

Jules, don't hate me becausre you're Khem's ginger twin and I get laid more than you do ;)
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 11:43amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
true. apparently self love does count as legitimate sex these days. lucky eh?!

Jules, don't hate me becausre you're Khem's ginger twin and I get laid more than you do icon_wink
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 1:27pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Jules, don't hate me becausre you're Khem's ginger twin and I get laid more than you do icon_wink

You've gotten laid?

With a chick I mean.
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 1:56pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
The typical virgin response.
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 1:57pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
sooooooo

where does one pick up A+ grade steak these days?
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 2:02pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
sooooooo

where does one pick up A+ grade steak these days?

I would expect nothing less from you. Be here at 7?
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 2:15pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
I would expect nothing less from you. Be here at 7?

sure, provided your gag reflex is nicely under control this time
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 2:16pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Don't use your teeth so much and that won't be a problem.

Blood always makes me gag.
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Posted: 13 Mar 2008, 2:46pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Make sure your hand is an extension of your mouth too
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Posted: c. 14 Mar 2008, 3:36amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Ooooohh yeeeeaahh, I got halfway there!! icon_biggrin

Too bad my steak was overcooked...
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Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 8:17amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Don't use your teeth so much and that won't be a problem.

Blood always makes me gag.


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Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 8:33pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Woot, Oh what a shame we have guests over tonight.  :E
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 9:13pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Read and learn ladies.

 :E

[Homeboy:] Godamn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
[Bitch:] You like that?
[Homeboy:] Put 'em off
[Bitch:] It's good?
[Homeboy:] Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!
[Narrator:] Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".
[Bitch:] Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!

[Eazy E:]
It goes one for the treble, two for the bass, She got nut all over her face
Kick kick it ...

Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
She's a hype to get you on the late flight
But back in school she was a cutie, yo
Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
In school, stuck her head in a feather
Every time I asked her what's the time
It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz knuckle-heads and all dirty
And she's givin' pimp by a nigga that's 30
I saw her hangin' in the alley
Raggin' to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
All by herself, doin' on the whole strole
Commin' back home late night with the bankrob
You know a bitch like that makes me sick,
But I've heard that she sucks a good dick

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

At a high school dance -
Me and the niggaz bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
So sexy, thought she was all that
She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another bleacher
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
There was'nt a nigga on the block
Late at night not gettin' done
So she begged me not to tell a soul
Then I said of course cuz my dick you it's harder than a telepole
Then again it don't concern me
Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me
And then I might have to shoot de ho'
I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
But to prevent from gettin' sick -
I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

Now I was at a club on a late late sunday
Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day monday
Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
She went to church every week so now I locked her
She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up
Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin'
And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin'
Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
I already got my plans -
Just while I'm a take her to a room
But yo I mean a rest room
And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it

"So there you have it - a job well done, but for now let me get back to what
I was doing"
She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
Suck this diiiiiick
Oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..

Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
Then I want you to suck Yella dick
You already sucked Ren's dick ..

YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
Just suck my dick bitch
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 9:20pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Wow, that really got me in the mood  :lol:
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 9:32pmrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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hope many steaks were cooked, and many bj's received.
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Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 9:33pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Woot, Oh what a shame we have guests over tonight.  teef
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Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 10:13pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Read and learn ladies.

 teef

[Homeboy:] Godamn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
[Bitch:] You like that?
[Homeboy:] Put 'em off
[Bitch:] It's good?
[Homeboy:] Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!
[Narrator:] Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".
[Bitch:] Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!

[Eazy E:]
It goes one for the treble, two for the bass, She got nut all over her face
Kick kick it ...

Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
She's a hype to get you on the late flight
But back in school she was a cutie, yo
Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
In school, stuck her head in a feather
Every time I asked her what's the time
It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz knuckle-heads and all dirty
And she's givin' pimp by a nigga that's 30
I saw her hangin' in the alley
Raggin' to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
All by herself, doin' on the whole strole
Commin' back home late night with the bankrob
You know a bitch like that makes me sick,
But I've heard that she sucks a good dick

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

At a high school dance -
Me and the niggaz bailed in
I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
So sexy, thought she was all that
She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
On the streets she's a late night feature
Walkin' home from school saw her suckin' a nigga'z dick, another bleacher
She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
There was'nt a nigga on the block
Late at night not gettin' done
So she begged me not to tell a soul
Then I said of course cuz my dick you it's harder than a telepole
Then again it don't concern me
Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me
And then I might have to shoot de ho'
I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
But to prevent from gettin' sick -
I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it [yeaahh..]

Now I was at a club on a late late sunday
Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day monday
Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
She went to church every week so now I locked her
She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up
Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin'
And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin'
Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
I already got my plans -
Just while I'm a take her to a room
But yo I mean a rest room
And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..

[Chorus:]
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
It's the world's biggest dick
Don't matter just don't bite it
But does she suck a good dick?
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it

"So there you have it - a job well done, but for now let me get back to what
I was doing"
She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
Suck this diiiiiick
Oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..

Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
Then I want you to suck Yella dick
You already sucked Ren's dick ..

YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
Just suck my dick bitch
YakPosts: 561
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 10:20pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Wow, that really got me in the mood  laugh
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LaurenPosts: 355
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 10:32pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th


hope many steaks were cooked, and many bj's received.
Posted: 15 Mar 2008, 2:36amrecoveredSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
Ooooohh yeeeeaahh, I got halfway there!! :D

Too bad my steak was overcooked...
khemAdministrator
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 9:12pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
so, isnt this on march 20th?

teef
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 9:14pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
 rofl
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 9:35pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 14th
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 10:11pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
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Sorted!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

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LeezeeThe right honourable
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 10:30pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
Who is the lucky boy recieving your attentions this week?

Pfft, it's the other way round cunt!


Anyway, I told him that for steak and blowjob day I'll have them rare and well done, in that order thanks.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.

To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Sleeping bags. They're intense!
LaurenPosts: 760
Posted: 18 Mar 2008, 7:43amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
Everyday should be steak and blowjob day!
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Posted: 18 Mar 2008, 8:15amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
lol


doesn't mind it;)
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oliJust the
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Posted: 18 Mar 2008, 8:32amSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
For some reason I can see this thread staying near the top of the Soap Box thread list for a long time yet...

Don't ask me why though.
LaurenPosts: 760
Posted: 20 Mar 2008, 2:13pmSubject: Re: Steak and Blowjob day, March 20th
so was it today? or the 14th? or everyday?