Schoolyard Rumours

...inspired by this thread on DOA

What amusing stories were floating around your school?

To get the ball rolling...

There was a family of stinky kids at my primary school and there was a rumour their parents washed them with kerosene

There was a morbidly obese kid at my high school and there was a rumour that he couldnt feel the bottom of his belly button with his finger so he got someone to stick a pencil in it and it came out covered in gunk

Apparently the metalwork teacher would dutch up his car on lunch breaks.

I remember in year seven some girls started a rumor that if you rubbed soap all over the mirror and said mary Mary, Mary three times you would see the virgin Mary.

There was this a guy who's family owned and run a piggery, of course there were loads of rumours that this guy fucked pigs and that he had a curly pig tail dick!

it was rumored a guy at school only had one testicle...a song was made up about it...

jason (will not add last name) has only got one ball,
the other is on the kitchen wall,
cos his mother,
the dirty bugger,
fucked him when he was four

oh man that is harsh

there was a rumour going around when i was in yr 4 that some yr 4 boy took a yr 3 boy into the toilets and kept him there while he fondled him.

that rumour lasted all through high school aswell. People that werent even at the school at the time would talk about it.

I remember walking down the stairs near the toilets that day and seeing the fondled child getting counselled. The other kid disappeared for a few weeks. From that day on, instead of shouting out 'girl germs' everyone would shout out '*kids name* germs' instead!

that song is as old as the hills, there was a dude at our school who lost one of his and we sung it to him all the time as well

although i think it went

his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small




with the stinky family i mentioned before we used to play some chasey style games. if you got caught - you couldnt catch the butcher back so we would say 'xxxx's germs no returns' , and because you couldnt get caught if you werent touching the ground you would say 'get off the ground when xxx's around'

It's actually the song the Allies used to sing about Hitler.

"Hitler... has only got one ball......"

was that freebarn? 


what about the guy who supposedly jerked off with abit of polypipe- got nicknamed polly for as long as i can remember. 


there was also rumours of one of the year 12's having it off with the indonesian teacher 

.. that some of the girls in primary school had AIDS, and you could get it by touching them

We had a guy who was busted by his sister masting in a bean bag to Adrianna Xenides whilst Wheel of Fortune was on.

The beanbag nickname is still used to this very day.

Another poor guy had the surname Koch (pronounced cock). Obviously his middle name had to be Hasno and as such it became a nickname he is stuck with for life. I remember a school assembly where someone yelled out Simon (his first name) followed by about 100 people screaming Hasno Cock. It was funny when you were 14.

yup

this one is true cos i saw it happen.

at one sports day one of my mates decided he had enough of his iced coffee. he also had a cold. he coughed up a massive gooner and spat it into the iced coffee, then another mate had a go and spat a big chunky one in there too. as a dare i had to try and see if i could give it away and get someone to drink it. sure enough, someone jumped at the chance to down some free iced coffee and they got stuck with the nickname gooner.

A new teacher at our school apparently was fired from her last job for having sex with students. She was pretty sexy. She didn't last too long though.

Another one was apparently fucking one of my older brother's mates soon after she got married. One night at Sloppys I found out it was true. Didn't take long for that public action to be seen by a friend of the hubby (pro football player and all at Sloppys FFS!) and she was dumped, but still works at the school.

Rumour had it that me and my best friend were gay lovers. That one lasted for YEARS. We learnt to play it up too which probably didn't help but it fucked with their heads that's for sure! I was actually asked by another friend seriously if we were gay

There was a rumour going round my high school about these 2 guys who got caught in the media room by the teacher.  they were filming one giving the other one a BJ.  I think there was actually alot of truth to the rumour too.

I went to school with a kid who enrolled as 'wayne kerr' fuck i so cant even recall his real name but when it came out that wasnt his name he was the hero of the school for making the teachers say it every roll call!

My mates went to a different school to me and there was a guy there called Skinner, and apparently he had fucked a chicken, so they made a song up about it, and actually performed it once.

It went something like this:

Skinnah!!!
We know you fucked a chicken.
We know you fucked a chicken, Skinnah!!!


And there were heaps of rumours about girls sleeping with teachers and having affairs, but I think most were bullshit.

Unfortunately one of them was true though - this fucking cunt teacher who used to drive a Trans Am (to a school in Elizabeth mind you!) raped a girl... Dirty cunt. I still have hatred for Trans Am drivers because of that.

This is more of an Adelaide urban legend than a schoolyard rumour, but -

Has anyone else heard the story abot the guy who belly-flopped it off the 10m at the aquatic centre and split open his belly? I'm sure that I'm not the only one who has heard this.

Anyone know if there is any truth at all to this story? 

Yeah, and after that it was closed to the public, glad i did it beforehand *nearly shat pants*.  The 7.5m was the highest available after that


A male and female teacher were apparantly busted fucking on her desk at my school once, never confirmed but i used to believe it.  A teacher (with an obvious temper issue) was thought to have thrown a kid into a dumpster saying, "go back to the rubbish where you belong"     About 5 years later he was fired for going off his nut (swearing, yelling etc) at a kid while the deputy was around. 

haha is that what u call em over here in SA? we call them gollies in nsw!

There was a rumor that one of our school teachers fucked a sheep.

He probably did too

this is no rumour a guy i went to school with his older brother went to jai for fucking a sheep and smashing it's skull open with a hammer.

Also not a rumour and not at school but i worked with a guy who was named richard smoker

I actually knew someone whose real name was Wayne Kerr. Got heaps of shit at school.


Yeah I've heard of this. I jumped off the 10m after this happened. They accidentally left the gate open. Not that high though, I've cliff jumped higher.

  damn

There was a rumor that a kid went down on his mum, but the scary thing is my brother said it was the kid who told him so it probably wasn't just a rumor 

Not a schoolyard rumor but my mum was an orange person for a few years in the late 80's before anyone knew much about aids. Baghwan (the leader of the orange people) said to stop the transmission of aids you just have to wear white cotton gloves whenever you have sex  

 There was a girl at my school who was quite popular with the 'in crowd' of girls at the start of year 8. Sometime during this year a rumour started up that she was caught fingering herself in the girls changerooms. It spread like wildfire and she was outcast from the cool group.

 She was henceforth known as 'fingers' for the rest of school. Quite ridiculous now that I think about it. It pretty much wrecked her life.

 We were just before the age where this kind of thing was viewed as awesome, unfortunately for her. I guess it shows that this was pre-webcam/internet.

 Girls are harsh.

 

there was a rumour in primary school that this guy used to do rude things to his horse. another guy who had a hardcore case of ADHD also apparently used to do the same to his dog.

Some girl got nicknamed 'fish fingers' because she apparantly got busted masting in the pantry in teh Home Ec building.

wtf is an orange person? they didnt have fake tans back in the 80s so i assume it can only mean...

That pic just reminded me of a video I saw tonight featuring a dwarf fucking a chick doggy style (he had to stand, not kneel to pull this off), with the oompa lumpa music playing in the background.

Strangely, it didn't seem all that weird at the time.

   link?

Yeah I used to have that on my phone. Pretty funny when people ask what you are watching then come and have a look.

In Primary School there were a couple of rumours
 -that one of the kids wore a nappy. in year 7.
 -that a teacher was a pedo (think every school had that though)
 -that some kid got expelled for selling weed when he was in like year 4 or something

in High School
 -that several teachers were either bongheads, crack-fiends or acid munchers
 -that the principal was a nazi
 
and the worst one
 -that a couple of years ago some chick was getting nailed in the school toilets by 1 (or possibly 2) guys when she had her period and fuckin sprayed menstrual blood everywhere or some shit...

 

heavy shit for a high school rumour though...

there was a retarded kid in our year at high school... this one time we got taught about testicular cancer and how to check for it. the next day one of my mates asked the retarded kid if he checked himself out for testicular cancer, and he replied: "nup, mum checked for me"

true story!

There was a slightly retarded girl in year 8 who told us she was an adopted abortion 

in highschool there were always rumours of people getting busted having sex in the fashion and fabrics store room amongst all the material lol

would of been comfortable at least

Apparently a few years ago now, some of the Boarding House girls at Loretto made a lesbian porn movie, with girls ranging from about 13 to 19 being in it. When it was found apparently all the girls involved had to sit down with their parents and watch it. Anyone got a copy of this?

any more interesting rumours you can share?

Maybe this isn't that interesting but I remember the time (year 1?) the slow and unpopular kid decided to show everyone his favourite lunchtime snack, in a bizarre effort to impress us thus attaining a measure of popularity, I guess.

So he gets a Balfours meat pie + sauce and DV from the canteen, rips off the top of the pie, eats about half the mince, fills the casing with chocolate milk, devours the whole thing then a few seconds later chucks everything back up.

Needless to say his popularity rating did not rise from this incident. 

On a side note who remembers DV? The English Toffee flavour was delicious! Up in my top 5 flavoured milks of all time most definitely!

Usually stories about DJ's when I was at school. Carl Cox was a woman apparently lol

Dairy Vale! Got to do a tour of the factory when I was at school and English Toffee was my fave as well! Used to love their banana custard too.

Shit yeah the custard was awesome, all flavours were good but I was keen on the chocolate! Actually that's jogged my memory, I reckon the kid actually poured chocolate custard into the pie casing. Maybe even slightly more wrong than milk!

I cant see that thread, its blocked at work. Whats it about?

school yard rumours

aaah... of course!

this thread need more input




an english teacher from my old high school once walked into class to playboy mag having been left open on her desk - it had a spread of her showing gash from the 70s.
 

she actually burst into tears, got up and left the class and quit the school
no shit.
i wish i'd paid more attention to what she looked like now


my mum was a teacher. she told me about this female student who was a little disturbed (perhaps abused?) who would semi-regularly lift one of her legs up on her desk and proceed to insert the end of her ruler in her vag and fuck herself slowly, much to the excitement of the boys in the class (who would then drop their heads down for a better look under the desks)

the end of her wooden ruler had gone a darker colour (maybe thats just my vivid imagination )



natho: those loretto girls were always the 'naughtiest' of all the chicks i was friends with back at that age. mustve been all that hanging out with nuns or something. god damn, the memories.

lol @ fish fingers. sounds like there was one at every school

My god, he would have been one fucking ugly woman.

First story that pops into my head is of one of my high school PE teachers. I got along pretty well with him as we played volleyball together outside of school and I did actually have him for classes. I really felt for him when his wife had an affair (with another teacher, herself being a relief teacher) and it spread through school like wildfire. I thought he was pretty cool because I could have a beer and a smoke with him outside of school and he treated me like an adult. It seems I wasn't the only one he treated like an adult, though, as he is still locked up for a threesome with two year 12 girls on a school volleyball trip to Melbourne!!

One of my brother's teachers was fired for keeping a hammer on his desk and banging it on students' desks whilst yelling at them.

When asked what a penis was, a young Asian immigrant replied 'Pings dat elepants eat.'

They stopped wrapping our canteen food in cling wrap because (rumour this time!) kids were using it as a prophylactic!

Back to the true stuff: One of the (non-kiddy-fiddling) PE teachers found a string hanging out of the urinal cistern and found it attached to a bong inside!

I went to Glossop High School (where most of this all happened). It's fucking massive land-wise and some dope plants were found out in the scrub, so the cops had to come and rip them out.


Sorry guys, all I've got for now!!

Oh, wait! When I was in year 12 one of the nearby school's teachers was fired for getting pissed at the prom and pashing with a student on the dancefloor!!!

we also had a slightly retarded girl at my school which, runour had it, her parents were brother and sister.
then it came out that she was the one who actually mentioned it, so who knows coulda just been a sympathy/attention seeking thing

that's what i always say to get attention 

Yeah, my first impression of you was interesting Tim.. do you say that to everyone when you first meet them?

A girl at my school was called "Wrong Hole" for years because apparently put a tampon in the wrong hole and sat down with her legs spread and there was blood everywhere. :sick:

Another rumour was a science teacher was knocking off a girl in my year(rumour.) The bad thing is that this year a different science teacher got fired for raping a girl! (True!)

A rumour went around that I was black belt in Karate and a girl ended up challenging me to a fight. Not sure how the rumour started to be honest, but it was funny when I stood up and put up my fists. I had no clue what I was doing but she shat herself and ran away.

As I went to an all girls school, there were a lot of rumours about students shagging teachers or tutors. One girl made up a lot of rumours about losing her virginity to a hockey coach and then breaking up the marriage of an ASO conductor. This girl was a little disturbed.

miss nat is a loretto girl....

Good thing he got fired. People have to know that serious actions (like raping a student) have serious consequences (losing your job!). 

 

i remember we had a dodgy biology teacher at our school (man, i'd SOOOOO love to say his name, cos even thats so perfectly creepy! ) who made numerous remarks at our year 8 camp about one of the girls going to be so sexy when she was older... walked in on another girl when she had her top off (tits covered with tshirt held in place) and then instead of leaving the room, proceeded to begin a conversation with said girl... also deliberately knocked a dude in the goolies with a kayak paddle and asked "did that hurt?" (wtf?!) and of course, insisited on teaching all the details of human biological reproduction... now that last point might seem innocent enough until you realise it was in the year 10 biology curriculum and only his class did it as the first subject of year 8 science. mustve gotten off flashing up pictures of cocks and vag to 12 year olds or something.

needless to say, people complained and he was soon enough gone.

My year 9 English teacher was a dirty perv who used to drop pens so he could lean down and look up the girls skirts!

None of the other teachers liked him so he ate his lunch in his car, and apparently he was forced to leave his last high school because he was going out with a student. Once he fell on the stairs and saved himself by grabbing a girl on the boobs 

One of our teachers used to smoke bongs in his car at lunchtime. Would have loved to be in his class for the last period.

awesome, i'm using that one 

There was a rumor that I had sex with the SRC President on the SRC couch............................ and it was true 

Were you the SRC president?

Shit this thread has some disturbing stuff in it. I can't figure out why I can't remember anything anywhere near what some of you are describing...

I must have been at the most boring schools in Adelaide or something (Immanuel College and then Henley High).


Leezee

repressed memories?

Repressed by what? I can barely remember anything I learnt at school let alone the shit that went on aside from the learning.

Yes... and I was my own first lady