The Drunk Thread

I'm gonna be allover this thread like vomit on a keyboard.

I've always wanted to thread this start

Was unsure of the outcome tho

i'm pretty tipsy! thanks to nice-as tequila at tequileria, and some beers at the garden. btw, i do not recommend the barefoot beer at the garden of unearthly delights, it has lemon/lime flavouring! :sick:

How's your phd going?

haha just about to do a couple of hours work!

best thing about a phd...u can have random nites!
urgh

will have to do loads this weekend to make up for it

mmm...wine!!!!! YEH

Mmm its more like horribly hungover now rather than drunk..

hahahaha


I can't believe I posted in that state. I think I tried to get on msn too.

Couldnt type for shit on my laptop!

One of the girls from work took me to the pub for "one drink"


 

im guessing either she lied, or it was a really really big drink

finished work early today, been drunk for a while now 

Well yes and no...we met some guys who kept buying them for us...
I would get a new one and still be trying to finish the last one..

hehe nasty hangover indeed. But good to start seeing the sights of Melbourne...got some good pubs!

 

Best thread ever!!

woo i is drunk! late nite comedy at rhino room is teh best!

Natalie takes the drunken AM award for last night.

Wished I could have chatted with you more miss, but unfortunately I don't speak mumbles so I couldn't work out what you were saying most of the time.

*bows*
ow that hurts my head

just took 15 beer bottles out my room from last nite..drunken mixing and 30 rock watching.

 

I missed you! although, i feel great today 

Good work Nat!!

With the day I've had so far today, I'm glad I didn't get drunk last night.

Oooooer, I like rocks too! I've got more than 30 to look at if you ever wanna come over!





I was drunk last night, and I'll be drunk tonight. 

every time i have been to your house i can barely remember it....*drunk*

Just quietly, 1 minute 40 into the high contrast essential mix is hot *raves out*

bit pissy 

That would have been the rohypnol. How else do u think he got you back there?

I don't think I have been properly drunk for a good few weeks now.  Not a bad effort for not even trying, and probably a good thing too, seeing as I tend to take it too far when I do drink.

Lookout next weekend, houseparty times.  You're all invited 

haha Yak I love your avatar.

I wish I was drunk. But I'm waiting on the ever so slow Mustafa to get here!

 We have been nerding it up.

 

God I need a drink after all the bullshit writing I've done on my job application!

The important question is: How much did you drink BEFORE writing your job application?

none fucken! Do you think I'll get the job?

A bottle and a half of red wine last night and i dont feel to shabby!! The test will be running on the treadmill at the gym this morning 

urgh drank too much as usual last nite. no run for me this morn! maybe later tho

Drubk drunk dryunk drunk. Wine tour yipee!!

not drunk, just always tipsy... though isnt that worse?
i wish there was a liver test.

im finding it hard to go one day alcohol free these days... and its always at least 3 or 4...

got home paro thurs night only to find this on msn

Hayley - okg i ma si sdrenk
Hayley -  omhg iam oao derunk
Hayley - lol


good form.

There is a liver test, they were doing it randomly on peeps in the UK for a TV show recently.  They do some kinda scan over your body around where ur liver is and can test for liver function and general health of it.  i.e how spongy it is etc.

Needless to say there weren't too many healthy ones.

Tim!!!

Bastard! 

This is the power of drunkeness.
Stayed in town on Saturday night with a few of the bar staff from Worldsend. Got pretty smashed. They had a staff show the next day, leaving at 8.30am in the morning. A wine tour of the Barossa Valley. So due to events and conversations I had with one of the girls I found myself on the mini-bus. The drinking had not even stopped, let alone begun. I had not slept, had not stopped drinking, and was pretty fucking excited about this wine tour.

I'll just get to the important bits. By 10 o'clock I was told by Mel (manager) that I was by and far the most trouble out of anyone on the trip. By our first wine tasting, I had already drank a six-pack of Jacks and sculled five cans of UDL (I got caught drinking with my right hand a bit). I almost lost my voice before our first stop because of how loudly I was singing. To Dizzee Rascal. It's pretty fucking hard to sing to Dizzee Rascal.

Anywayz, was really drunk, yeah. Had the best fucking time. But the point of my story is this. The power of drunkeness. At our second stop there was a playground. It had one of those swing sets, with about four swings on it. The bar supporting the swings was about 2 and a half metres off the ground. I decided to make everyone watch me and try and vault over it. So I tried. Got my stomach on it and figured that all I need to do is flip myself around. So I swung myself over, let go, and dropped straight to the fucking ground, back first, hard as fucking nails on hard fucking dirt! I was jarred and hurt and covered in dirt. But everyone was laughing, so I was happy. Job done. I limped for a bit because my leg hur like buggery, but I soon forgot about this after a while and continued to drink and be merry.

So, I'll fast forward to today. Woke up in the morning in ridiculous amount of pain. Had a look at my leg and discovered that my knee was like twice the size it should be. I was pretty scared, so I booked an appointment at the Docs and went to see him. Went in, showed him my leg and he said 'Alright, I'm just gonna have a feel around, it might hurt for a bit.' He then fucking knocked my fucking knee-cap back into fucking place! Fuck!!! He reckons I had popped my knee-cap out! Like bullshit! Apparently I was walking around on a fucking dislocated knee-cap for the whole day and was that drunk I didn't even notice. I admit that I was REALLY drunk, but I still find it hard to believe that it doesn't hurt enogh to sober you up pretty quickly.

Unbelievable! I'm gonna post up some pics soon so you can see how fucking shady I looked. I'm looking forward to seeing them myself, I reckon I must've looked at my absolute best! 

yep, You Are What You Eat. fuck some people eat some dodgy shit!!

jayar, may I suggest you take up drinking green tea?

BTW AWESOME STORY keyser!!

Bloody hell Keyser! That story deserved its own thread! Ohwell

next time get video

I will count that day as one of the best I've had for a very long time! Also, there was a photo taken as I jumped the swing set (when I was at the top of it) and another one at the point of impact on the ground. They tried to show me straight after I did it, but I think my eyes were watering and couldn't see, because I can't remember how good the photos are! Can't wait to check em!
PS. By the end of the wine tour I was no longer the troublemaker. That honour went to one of the new chefs who, infront, of his new workmates thought it'd be a good idea to steal a bottle of wine from one of the tasting places. You don't steal alcohol in front of people who work in a pub. I spent the rest of the day saying to Mel (in a sleazy, slurred voice) "See! I might be an idiot, but I'm not a goddam thieving bastard!"

 
needed
perhaps a before/after gif avatar...

Ha ha! Will post them up as soon as I get them!

Yay drunk!

awesome work me!

Oh dear... 

This time tomorrow night I should have my drunk on,

Details soon...

here we go...

Am drubk. Yeah.

*Fucking mad headache. Ouch.

Look out tonight!!!!!

[edit]

left browser open and someone else posted from my account

NB: Quite drunk though...

up there. goon it up goony. 

im getting piiiissed, im getting piiiissed, im getting piiiissed, im getting piiiissed. your nothing without me nothing without me nothing without me you cant do anything cant do anything you dirty fucking bitch dirty fucking bitch your the one whose crazy your the one whose crazy ask for more ask for more. 


dont you come back for more.

Chambord here.
I was asleep ! Then my phone woke me ... so I figured I should drink : )

i love Miami right now. they have pina colanas and palm trees. waaaahwhaawaa waaaawhaawaa.

Ohh a drunk edited post 

I felt the same yesterday morning..not nice at all. Headache lasted 8 hours. Probably doesnt help that the last things consumed (after about 7 hours on the booze) were a tequila shot and a chico roll. What was I thinking? haha

What were you thinking? Everyone knows that a yiros is the ultimate cure for tomorrows hangover.

Drank vodka and apple and guava last night, all i remember is waking up!!

goon sux. p.s. goon sux

just recovered from drinking a bottle of vodka last night

oh me god. loosie joocie

i dont remember much after shotting peach schnaps

You where in fine form last night lady!

You were definitely on fire! Teeheehee!

man oh man i vomited in the garden, rolled around on the fouton and I think I even wrote my name on the whiteboard in (accidently but) permanent texta

Labrina will never forget me!

 

Yessirree

Drunk

Wish I made it to Worldsend
but no hope of travelling that far


Too much $5 Amstel at Astor and Buck Hunter (not a ghey euphenism BTW)

 

*hiccup*

7 drinks and not even tipsy




fuck you flu

I sooo wish I was drunk right now

Some serious drinking was done last night and now I feel great NOT

 

i should be feeling like you...obviously i didnt drink enough.

poor effort considering it was my bday over here in the states...!

Why didn't you get some booze then?

I got on the booze friday night, no net access though to let people see my drunken supremacy

The hangover that keeps giving *bangs head against wall*

so ur listening to BE music then?
 

tell me about it.


sooooo queezey and have to start making dinner for 8 people.


 

Hate hangovers, give me sketch anyday.

hehe whatever ur more used to i guess

Call me strange but I don't mind either!

Sketchy for the amount of funny shit that seems to happen and how messy it gets when you drink on it
Hungover because its the perfect excuse to drink more and get even more sideways

 

last thing i can do with a hangover is drink. the mere thought makes me wanna throw up. i commend peeps that can get right back on it!!

havent been drunk all weekend

thats pretty shit

i was probably drunk enough for everyone that wasn't

 

and for me too i hope!

my bday weekend and i really didnt get very drunk. LAME.

tho it has been a kinda massive 2 weeks, kinda partied out...

Me neither, havent drank a drop of alcohol!! Woo!  First weekend in a while

I concur!

wish i was drunk! my dad is visiting argh!

I would normally agree, but then yesterday happened *shudder*

Another week has passed without me touching a single drop.

Drinking is for schmucks!!!

right now i know your sober so I'll pretend you didn't say that!

I've been sober for 4 months now. To be honest I can't see myself being drunk for a long time yet.

me too nat...day 3 of my farewell changed my partiality for the sketch....

fuks with ur head, things r not always as they seem. or are they?!

Ergh, staff party at the Welly yesterday, hung the fuck over today.

I believe the term "sober" doesnt just incorporate alcohol 

Actually Ive just been on the drink lately, not so much all the other stuff like i was last year, I kinda went pretty hard last year. All in all I feel pretty good and my moods have been really positive and Monday mornings arent such a struggle for me anymore. Besides the odd hangover (i.e. saturday) and the odd vomiting spree all in all I feel pretty awesome. Life is good.


However I do admit just drinking alcohol is not so good for the calorie content. I am struggling a bit with this. Also, Im actually eating on weekends for once! bahaha!  Thats not so good LOL

2 glasses of sauvignon blanc and I am a bit drunky. Makes me want to post whore. hahahaa

*sits on hands*

barracuda!!

Is that to make them numb so it feels like somebody else flicking your bean?

fucking lol, no post is safe around here 

Yeah I've heard of that one....some of us just have imagination Josh

*sips on third glass*

*wishes she could sip on third glass with Lauren*

2 girls one cup... sounds hot 

nah it would be more like a giant glass like this

*dives in*

*grabs box of tissues*

*splashes and tee hee's*

*plays with Lauren's hair*

tehe

You had me at two girls and one cup

*combs pubes to the side to get decent grasp of old fella*

aaaahhhh haha

wine 


anyone got a giant glass like that?

 

C'mon Josh get with the times, no hair ftw!!

Now seriously. Think about what you just wrote and who you said it to!

 

That's what makes it so funny LMAO

at this thread

Bunch of cunts. The lot of you.

Pics or stfu!

i agree with noddy pics but i do thankyou for learning me the collective noun for cunts

Well it's hardly a 'pride' of cunts !!

Pics ... hrmm ... I got a warning last time I posted genitals on this board !!

I always thought (and this could be due to the smell) that it was actually a school of cunts.

Oh my... *tries to count how many drinks I've had* Ummm, well, yeah, hmmmm, uhhhh, hmmmm, yes.... 

Well Keyser is still here so we musn't be too bad! 

i wish i wasnt in this thred right now

I think someones going to puke

tomorrow. yes. most likely.

so im gonna stay up as long as possible....

Got to love Bombay. Goes so good with so many things! Bombay and blackcurrant juice is nice, although I do prefer my Gin, Soda and Fresh Lime more.

the opportunity to enter this thread is way too frequent living in a youth hostel...

Pay day paro incoming!

woot

on my way

... from misery to happiness todaaaay...

ah-ha  ah-ha
ah-ha  ah-ha


I shouldn't be here... I'm not drunk 

  im not surprized to see you in this room deathmaze 




  see you in 20mins to have a drink 

Some serious drinking is on the cards tonight

What he said !!

rather paro last night...still a bit drunk now and i have to go to work 

edit - rang up work to see if i was on the books and i wasn't so i didn't have to go in

drunk again....

Got completely rat arsed last night. One after work drink turned into a 6 hour drinking session. Had to get off the tube a couple stops early and rest for a bit before continuing my journey. Spewed up on the walk home, then came home, got lectured and passed out cold and snored my head off.

Sorry Maja!!

Ha ha! Go Khem!

 

nice effort. been pretty seedy thismorning myself uuurgh

incoming.. incoming..

I'm sure I'll be joining you very shortly...

Class! Makes me feel better about drinking nearly a litre of Becherovka myself last friday. It's like Jager but for guys with hair on their chest/back.

Tonight it's Appleton Estate.

Where do you get that from. Sounds like something I might like. I love my Jager but it can be a bit sweet for me.

Thanks to Benny G I'm pretty fucking pissed right now!!!

Time to eat some toast, hit the metomax and pass out me thinks!

if you truly have hair on your chest/back you should be getting into jager and goldshlager!

I jut got a litre of Tangueray today, duty free. Not the biggest gin drinker, in fact I bought it based solely on it's mention in Snoop Dogg's classic joint, Gin 'n' Juice.

I know natho and Leezee among others have mentioned their favourite ways to drink gin lately, so please enlighten me (including the aforementioned) as to your best mixes, cos I can't be bothered searching... 

Thank you!

woo finally getting into the vodka timmy left here! watch this space!

Been at it all day and still sober.  What's goin on???

i wish i never entered this thread last night....worst hangover today...and work all arvo! not a good combo...

least the boss let me go back to bed for a cpl hours to sleep it off!

 

thanks to benny g indeed. and vodka aaaahhh good times.



(this is lauren)

nice one

hellooooo ad massive whats going on so long sincei been on here woohhhh
mc sausege sauce fumble grumblle woooggg

 

That's great!



Still interested...

Ah completely missed that one. Personal fave for me is a Gin and Soda with Fresh lime squeezed in. You can also add a teaspoon of sugar to that if you're soft. There's also the obvious tonic, and Juices.

Cool, cheers mate. Any preference on juice?

And, was Leezee taking the piss about adding a slice of cucumber to lime in the This or That thread or is it a worthy addition?

I'm a real Grapefruit fan, but I found out the other night it works quite well with Blackcurrent.

Cucumber is a definite worthy addition. The majority of good Gin cocktails have cucumber. I can't remember what else is usually in them, but if you want to go the cocktail shaker style muddle up some cucumber in there, and maybe add a splash of rose.

Alright sweet, I'll sort some recipes out to polish off the bottle. It's quality stuff this Tanqueray.

I did't just finish off a bottle of rum. I finished it a while ago and had some bongs in there too, gimme some credit!

:ashamed for posting in here:

i like Agwa

agwa is awesome!

Think that there is a damn good chance Peachey and I were the drunkest two aussies in the Northern Hemisphere last night.

I am almost too embarrased to head down Khao San Rd after some of the hazy memories I have from last night 

street stalls and buckets no doubt

im drunk again thia is fuckd it is costin m way too much i think ill have to inveszt in some moon fuckin shine. now that i dont live in the bv i can't get me fix of alcho so fuc ken sheaply

Worthy for sure!

Gin, tonic, ice, fresh lime, thinly sliced cucumber, red wine glass.

The wine glass makes all the difference because the cucumber has such a fresh aroma which gets trapped in the glass along with the smell of the gin. Also the ratio of Gin:tonic is better in a wine glass than in a normal glass, good gin just needs a splash of tonic.

hey lexy hows it going girl yous still strutin ur stuff fuck id like to ere ur trak un away or what it was wo

herrrrroooo fluke u fucken roling face mtf  what happening guy/gal bothersewxaul

well i'm not drunk but i can assure you and maz and bros are right now, if the shouty loved up phone call i just got is any indication!

then come home and drink some with me.

2 beers

i wish i had my raspberry smirnoff at the front desk with me right now. work is doin my head in. a cpl shots would go down nicely...

damn.

Did you get it?

Ryan + Tilda + Hayley = good week night drunk 

wish i was there getting weeknight drunk with you fuckers 

Been drinking this "OeTTINGER Pils" lately. It's $31 a carton. It's made in Germany. It's yummy.

Damn it! I was supposed to have a quiet night and rest up for Chase n Status tomoz nite....but here i am...

Vodka shots and being awake for too long just don't mix.

Pay day paro well under way! I love Hump day. Tomorrow though... 

Woo yea, well trolleyed last night.  For some reason it makes me run away from tony and be a naughty. Was pretty funny tho around the tube stations. 

Yeah but you pissed me off so much I threw away my waffle.

Come to think of it, that bits even funnier 

Went to the Portland tonight after seeing Benny G - it's a James Squire Ale house so proper smashed right now!

About to head off to DJ Krush too. Hope I don't vomit!

Dj Krush hey? Wish I was doing that tonight, gots to wait til Thursday!!!

drunk again on a sunday night, lol

Fucking hell. Have I got some drunk stories to tell
Fucking drunk now, but I gottta worekm in a couple of hours so it' will have to wait. Fuck, this is the like the fifth night in a rowm I ;'ve gone hard. It's good stuff. So many surprises tonigjht. Fucking wicked.

My head still hurts from Saturday night. $35 for 'all you can drink for 2 hours' is just asking for trouble. What am I going to do with the whale that is in the back yard ?

 

I believe that! You'd never allow so many typos!

Well, my run came to an end last night. Previous to that I had five nights in a row of straight paraleticism. Culminating in Sunday night, where, joined by a lady companion, I frequented almost every pub or club that was open in town on a Sunday night. Starting point was the Havelock and I honestly can't remember what the finishing point was. The aim of the game was not to order a single drink, instead saying to the bartender... "Surprise me." Fucking hell, I have never been so surprised in my life. I tasted the full spectrum that alcohol has to offer that night, or close to it anyway. Not a single disappointment. Well, maybe one disappointment. The fact that I spent about 500 bucks, just on Sunday night. Ha ha ha!

$2 shots are evil. EVIL i tell you....

but i'll prob go back for more tomoz night!

i heart NYC

 HAI KYSLER

yes, I can't believe it was in this section, nbecause I looked for it for ages and i couldn't find it. By the way, I'm pretty smashed. Have had half a bottle of sambucca and half a bottle of midori, so I'm primed like Optimus.

fucking smshed right now

havent hit it hard for a while and now i know why