Bekavich
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Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:02pmSubject: Valentine Haters Thread!!
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2008The SMF boardValentine Haters Thread!!
Ive never given a valentines gift in my life and i never intend to
Must be a beck thing.
Or a hand picked flower.
I like the letter idea. Very personal and from the heart : )
Even if it is written in red crayon with half the letters backwards ;p
Dam straight.
Not so.
Imagine sitting around inventing Valetines day:
"Hey I have an idea, let's have a day which reminds people of how much they love each other, and how empty their life would be without their special someone. Also, they'll buy heaps of crap :kaching:"
"Erm, good idea, but won't everyone else feel like utter shit when we shove in their faces the fact that they have nobody to share it with..."
"Who gives a fuck! Fuck the fucking ugly fuckers!!!"
Doesn't sound so special now does it!
Ditto
Yeah that's true
That's crazy talk... this isn't the dark ages you know
And uh-oh at the bold bit... :throws red rose I bought today in bin:
I really think if you wore the makeup you would have more luck Chris.
Happy Love Day everyone.
It's a Kisses Makes Me Boogie-O-Lantern .. kiss it and make it boogie.
KISS IT.
Who can take your trash out
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man Can!
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you
Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all!
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man can
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
They'll mop up when you're o--ver flowin'!
And tell you when your arse is showing!
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
The Garbage Man can!
Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
He cleans the world for you!
Touche!
Happy Love Day everyone.
It's a Kisses Makes Me Boogie-O-Lantern .. kiss it and make it boogie.
KISS IT.
i was waiting for you to read that.
completely agree with you babe
i was waiting for you to read that.
You set me up
*taps nose*
I'd love a note for Valentines...
$50 or $100 thanks!
whatever! just try it, it'll make someone's day
leezee: , simon bought me flowers yesterday! OMG what does that mean??!!
your cooking me dinner that night aren't u? Theres ya romance 
dam you chris that was the only thing i came in here to say
I'd just like something simple like some flowers, chocolates or a card
I'll end up buying myself something though!
Um I dont think Valentines day was invented! I think its based on a saint, like "st Patricks day"...
Also if it was a public holiday you guys wouldnt be hating it so much then ey! haha
I myself, am a true romantic. Nothing better than giving stuff to the one you love for Birthdays, Christmas etc however over the years I have become a hater because it kinda always gets done half heartedly and if I want to be romanced, half of the time I have to organise it myself (i.e. restaurant booking) or nag in order for others to remember that a special day is coming up. I still try to enjoy the day though but I would love to see the day a bunch of roses get delivered to my work or breakfast is made for me in bed.
I think suprises are better! However this is not too easy with me as I am quite cluey.
Gift giving holidays suck. I hate Christmas. Reuben and I dont give Xmas pressies we give end of year pressies. He hates Xmas, his family doesnt celebrate it and because he is such a grinch, it kinda makes me not look forward to Xmas. Kinda sad really.
I feel a lil sad when i cant celebrate Xmas with someone I love and I miss out in turn.
man im getting deep now
I love you guys! Group hug
Heres some V day history anyways
"There are varying opinions as to the origin of Valentine's Day. Some experts state that it originated from St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. Legend also says that St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine". Other aspects of the story say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius set aside February 14 to honour St. Valentine.
Gradually, February 14 became the date for exchanging love messages and St. Valentine became the patron saint of lovers. The date was marked by sending poems and simple gifts such as flowers. There was often a social gathering or a ball.
In the United States, Miss Esther Howland is given credit for sending the first valentine cards. Commercial valentines were introduced in the 1800's and now the date is very commercialised. The town of Loveland, Colorado, does a large post office business around February 14. The spirit of good continues as valentines are sent out with sentimental verses and children exchange valentine cards at school."
YEH!
I so agree with that...
"if you really loved me you wouldnt complain about showing how much you loved me!" 
If your single, buy something for yourself!
maybe a pedicure for your left or right hand, whichever you prefer.
A pedicure is for your toes!
at least she won't deny you whenever you want to play with her
Dammit J lol i actually had that on a card i have made for quaz
Sorry.
I'll make it up to you on steak and blowjob day...
took me a few seconds
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*pictures kirsty turning up in a box with a big bow* hahahah
Cheers Kirst
I don't understand why anyone would do that... yeah I'm going to send some flowers to ***** because I luuurve her.
But I can't put my name on it.
It means "I love her so much that I'm too shy to talk to her but I LOVE HER"... it's cute!
But you'd think they'd finally own up to it after a few days or weeks!
Well my man's suggestion for our romantic valentines day is "Let's get a takeaway curry... but on Friday!"
hey i did that once, dont be hatin!
i was a shy teen who was overwhelmed and intimidated by this girls stunning beauty!
maybe someone was overwhelmed and intimidated by laurens hotness?
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SCORE! It's because he thinks you're hotter than Vindaloo !
Yes... a new world record for the best sex of all time
and if you girls dont have a boy just buy a record for me
Can we say they were from me?
it is a tradition that started many years ago, but commercialism has killed it along with christmas. as soon as christmas is over, easter eggs are on the shelves, then a month later valentines gifts are out.
Thats true i purchased hot cross buns on the 2nd of january i wasn't complaining though i love those things
every cloud has a silver lining
I love you!! And i think you hot. The hottest Towers of all!!
If anyone at work gets flowers delivered to them i am vommitting for sure. *sings love makes me sick*
Good luck with that!
keen
a fucking men! that's my theory in full effect! *hi five*
Happy Valentines to all my lovelies (especially Hayley)
Happy Valentines to all my lovelies (especially Hayley)
Is that me, Hayley?
*big smile*
Aww Happy Valentines Lexy! And to you Bec, and Lauren, Lucy, and Nat (without Peachey) and all the girls who love love
Teehee
YAY!
but i prefer my version
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
the roses are dead
the violets are diseased
pull back my skin
and suck off my cheese
hahahahaha I love it!
Naw, I made u a valentine's day cookie...
But I eated it
awwww. you seriously say some of the nicest things ever alana.
you.
kurko and chris - you both deserve the top and down to earth gals you have - i am looking forward to meeting my quirky match as you both have done!!
happiness to all today - sheesh, ive seen so many young gals walking around looking very, very depressed. it makes me sad when i see both girls and guys hand over their power to the undeserving
but we have all been there i guess - no highs without the lows hey?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In communist Russia
Poem write you
Haha thats actually funny because thats what reuben did for me
Not quite sure if he actually bought the pack for himself though, and then thought "whoops I forgot Valentines day!..... I know shes loves this tune so I'll just give it to her!"
Grrr!
Did the trick though
awww... i should have done the same for my mumsie!
that's easily the best one.
My Fave:
Total opposite for me
Caught a glimps of happiness over the holidays... but that's well and truely gone now!!!
AND SOME CHOCOLATES!
and it was yummy
Oh I love Frank Zappa. Have you seen this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc ?
pwnage!
matey, i have absolutely zero doubt youre gonna snag yourself a quality fella soon enough!
in fact... all you single guys, what are ya, fucking gay or something?
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No more bloody Valentines
I think it’s time we called a moratorium on Valentine’s Day, just until a few problems have been ironed out regarding this ‘special’ calendar event. It’s out of hand, and I know of no man who is completely satisfied with how yesterday panned out. I also know of many women who, today, are very depressed. I don’t know for sure, but I wouldn’t mind betting the rates of suicide take a leap at this time of year, and lonely moonlight drunkenness must be epidemic on February 14. Over in the USA, we even have a new Valentine’s Day Massacre, and only time will tell whether there’s a woman involved, a rejected bunch of flowers scattered among the empty cartridge casings.
It begins with the expectations, which are unfairly balanced in the female’s favour. Every man knows what his woman wants; flowers and jewellery. Not flowers from the petrol station and cubic zirconia, either, but colossal arrangements and fireworks diamonds. It doesn’t matter that your girl might be the cynical, down-to-earth type – every women wants this stuff and everybody knows it. And it’s not cheap. It is not unheard of (indeed, I just heard of it) for a man to spend $5000 on the woman he loves, and every other man’s gesture, no matter how romantic, will wither in comparison when said women starts shooting her mouth off.
The witches and warlocks behind the jewellery counters are hip to the ramp, and they’re evil – they know exactly what to say in order to embarrass you out of your hard earned: “How much does sir desire to spend?”; “Yes, it’s expensive, unless she’s worth it.”; “I can assure you, sir, any women would melt at the sight of this big, f**k off diamond”. There’s no way out: how deep is your love is a question best answered by the depth of your pocket.
And yet, it doesn’t come back. I know of no man calling his chums today shrieking about how his girl surprised him with a case of beer and a motorbike. Perhaps women know that men aren’t so easily purchased, that their love can neither be built nor broken by sticks and stones.
Aside from the dreadful inequity between the sexes, Valentines Day is a cruel joke on the lonely, a pantsing for those who’d rather not have their loveless hides exposed to the world, much less themselves. It’s fair enough that the jilted should have to wait by the phone when they’ve gone and asked for it – when they’ve succumbed to a night of unwise passion, and daftly put faith in some mumbled promise. But Valentine’s Day paves the way for disappointment when it’s thoroughly undeserved. “Maybe someone will ring me today…a secret admirer…an old root or two…today’s the day when they do.”
I wonder why they don’t have Rich Bastard’s Day, when the banks call the fortunate and offer them interest-free loans. Or Non Para Day, when those not confined to wheelchairs get a free ride to wherever they wish. Or Lucky Ducks Day, when blokes who can prove they’ve been surprised by good fortune in the last 12 months get to have public sex with the supermodel of their choice. The answer is simple enough; you don’t grant riches to those already in paradise. It’s unfair to those who are not - the poor, the luckless.
That’s why I think Valentine’s Day ought to change, for the betterment of all. It should not be a day for lovers to enjoy that which they already have. Rather, it should be the one day in the year when all lovers and spouses are let off the hook, to roam the romantic underworld, sharing the love with the horrid and lonely. Romantic gestures should be directed toward the very last person with whom you’d wish to be caught in an elevator, who’ll happily accept a fistful of pansies from the local Food ‘n’ Fuel if it means an elusive night of passion. And your girl will no doubt get her diamonds from whichever loveless junkie upon whom she focuses her attentions - his pocket is where they all wind up anyhow.
The only rule should be that nobody promise they will ever call, not even next year. It’s the Valentine’s Day expectations that are driving us all spare.
No more bloody Valentines
I think it’s time we called a moratorium on Valentine’s Day, just until a few problems have been ironed out regarding this ‘special’ calendar event. It’s out of hand, and I know of no man who is completely satisfied with how yesterday panned out. I also know of many women who, today, are very depressed. I don’t know for sure, but I wouldn’t mind betting the rates of suicide take a leap at this time of year, and lonely moonlight drunkenness must be epidemic on February 14. Over in the USA, we even have a new Valentine’s Day Massacre, and only time will tell whether there’s a woman involved, a rejected bunch of flowers scattered among the empty cartridge casings.
It begins with the expectations, which are unfairly balanced in the female’s favour. Every man knows what his woman wants; flowers and jewellery. Not flowers from the petrol station and cubic zirconia, either, but colossal arrangements and fireworks diamonds. It doesn’t matter that your girl might be the cynical, down-to-earth type – every women wants this stuff and everybody knows it. And it’s not cheap. It is not unheard of (indeed, I just heard of it) for a man to spend $5000 on the woman he loves, and every other man’s gesture, no matter how romantic, will wither in comparison when said women starts shooting her mouth off.
The witches and warlocks behind the jewellery counters are hip to the ramp, and they’re evil – they know exactly what to say in order to embarrass you out of your hard earned: “How much does sir desire to spend?”; “Yes, it’s expensive, unless she’s worth it.”; “I can assure you, sir, any women would melt at the sight of this big, f**k off diamond”. There’s no way out: how deep is your love is a question best answered by the depth of your pocket.
And yet, it doesn’t come back. I know of no man calling his chums today shrieking about how his girl surprised him with a case of beer and a motorbike. Perhaps women know that men aren’t so easily purchased, that their love can neither be built nor broken by sticks and stones.
Aside from the dreadful inequity between the sexes, Valentines Day is a cruel joke on the lonely, a pantsing for those who’d rather not have their loveless hides exposed to the world, much less themselves. It’s fair enough that the jilted should have to wait by the phone when they’ve gone and asked for it – when they’ve succumbed to a night of unwise passion, and daftly put faith in some mumbled promise. But Valentine’s Day paves the way for disappointment when it’s thoroughly undeserved. “Maybe someone will ring me today…a secret admirer…an old root or two…today’s the day when they do.”
I wonder why they don’t have Rich Bastard’s Day, when the banks call the fortunate and offer them interest-free loans. Or Non Para Day, when those not confined to wheelchairs get a free ride to wherever they wish. Or Lucky Ducks Day, when blokes who can prove they’ve been surprised by good fortune in the last 12 months get to have public sex with the supermodel of their choice. The answer is simple enough; you don’t grant riches to those already in paradise. It’s unfair to those who are not - the poor, the luckless.
That’s why I think Valentine’s Day ought to change, for the betterment of all. It should not be a day for lovers to enjoy that which they already have. Rather, it should be the one day in the year when all lovers and spouses are let off the hook, to roam the romantic underworld, sharing the love with the horrid and lonely. Romantic gestures should be directed toward the very last person with whom you’d wish to be caught in an elevator, who’ll happily accept a fistful of pansies from the local Food ‘n’ Fuel if it means an elusive night of passion. And your girl will no doubt get her diamonds from whichever loveless junkie upon whom she focuses her attentions - his pocket is where they all wind up anyhow.
The only rule should be that nobody promise they will ever call, not even next year. It’s the Valentine’s Day expectations that are driving us all spare.
or make it a public holiday at the least.....
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:07pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I'm a lover.. Why are you a hater Bek?
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew.
To serve your turn long after they are gone.
And so hold on when there is nothing in you.
Except the will which says to them “Hold On”
To serve your turn long after they are gone.
And so hold on when there is nothing in you.
Except the will which says to them “Hold On”
Phunkii
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:12pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I'm a hater.
I remember Noddy posting on RA a few years back that him and his wife used to go to the park and do things to p1ss off the people celebrating V day. Throwing the ball with the dog and making sure it got in their way or something. Hilarious : )
I remember Noddy posting on RA a few years back that him and his wife used to go to the park and do things to p1ss off the people celebrating V day. Throwing the ball with the dog and making sure it got in their way or something. Hilarious : )
Everything is so green
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:13pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Oh don't get me wrong I am a lover as well just not that excited about Valentines day, maybe because I am single not to sure.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:14pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I personally don't like Valentines day because it has never held any emotional significance to me and it's an American tradition. I think we are americanised enough.
Having said that i am open to gifts including chocolate, flowers, random displays of love and affection, text messages, cards or all of the above if you feel so inclined.
:where is that emotocon with the upside down smiley i cant find it: !!
Ive never given a valentines gift in my life and i never intend to
Having said that i am open to gifts including chocolate, flowers, random displays of love and affection, text messages, cards or all of the above if you feel so inclined.
:where is that emotocon with the upside down smiley i cant find it: !!
Ive never given a valentines gift in my life and i never intend to
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:14pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Undecided. I like the idea of romance...and if I got a card...or even a letter... with something nice in it I would be thrilled. But presents are completely unnecessary.
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:15pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Ive never given a valentines gift in my life and i never intend to
Must be a beck thing.
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,645
Posts: 1,645Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:20pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Undecided. I like the idea of romance...and if I got a card...or even a letter... with something nice in it I would be thrilled.
Or a hand picked flower.
I like the letter idea. Very personal and from the heart : )
Even if it is written in red crayon with half the letters backwards ;p
Everything is so green
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:22pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
yeah, its all about spontaneity! i am not one to HATE the idea of valentine's day, its sad that some people dont remember or arent able to express their love for someone all year round. Like Christmas, I find Valentine's Day a nice reminder that we've got so many awesome people in our lives, and we should take the time to show someone that they are special to us
Munkee Snaps
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- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:26pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
It's a load of shit intended to make shops money and make single people feel like shit.
Booo!
Booo!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:30pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
It's a load of shit intended to make shops money and make single people feel like shit.
Booo!
Booo!
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:30pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
It's a load of shit intended to make shops money and make single people feel like shit.
Booo!
Booo!
Dam straight.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:32pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
All you haters are the Grinches of Love.
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BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:33pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I even changed my avatar to show my true feelings.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:38pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
All you haters are the Grinches of Love.
Not so.
Imagine sitting around inventing Valetines day:
"Hey I have an idea, let's have a day which reminds people of how much they love each other, and how empty their life would be without their special someone. Also, they'll buy heaps of crap :kaching:"
"Erm, good idea, but won't everyone else feel like utter shit when we shove in their faces the fact that they have nobody to share it with..."
"Who gives a fuck! Fuck the fucking ugly fuckers!!!"
Doesn't sound so special now does it!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:41pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I typed in love stinks in Google and found these:
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:42pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Theres nothing wrong with giving your partner a small gift just to remind them how much you love them on Valentines Day!
Sure, its quite commercialized, but there is no harm in it I think
If your single, buy something for yourself!
Sure, its quite commercialized, but there is no harm in it I think
If your single, buy something for yourself!
BekavichPosts: 1,050
Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:44pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I have every intention off buying myself things and getting my hair done.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:45pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Those shoes are cool, I have red ones like that but with no heart on them
Before I knew any boys I liked I used to always wish I would get one of those secret admirer valentines presents for someone who loved me but I didn't know about
Never got one and now I'm a grinch!
Before I knew any boys I liked I used to always wish I would get one of those secret admirer valentines presents for someone who loved me but I didn't know about
Never got one and now I'm a grinch!
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:45pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
shit yeah, and i buy stuff for my friends, single or not, cause it shows i am thinking of em on this day
suck shit grinches of love!
suck shit grinches of love!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:46pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Theres nothing wrong with giving your partner a small gift just to remind them how much you love them on Valentines Day!
Sure, its quite commercialized, but there is no harm in it I think
If your single, buy something for yourself!
Sure, its quite commercialized, but there is no harm in it I think
If your single, buy something for yourself!
Ditto
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew.
To serve your turn long after they are gone.
And so hold on when there is nothing in you.
Except the will which says to them “Hold On”
To serve your turn long after they are gone.
And so hold on when there is nothing in you.
Except the will which says to them “Hold On”
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:46pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
it's got nothing on love day.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:48pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Valentines Day is shithouse. If it's not reminding single people how unlucky they are not to be in a relationship, it's reminding couples how shitty their supposed relationship is. Let's invent a day where you have to give presents to your partner! Because we all know you ain't gonna do it any other time, you selfish fucks! Fellas, the one day of the year you can buy your girl a bunch of flowers and she won't accuse you of cheating on her! So fuck around just before what I like to call 'VD'. You get to alleviate the guilt AND no questions asked! Ladies, this is the one time of the year you are going to get what you always wanted, flowers, chocolates, massages, etc. The only thing is you are also gonna HAVE to put out at the end of the night. You fucking whores!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:50pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Hate on, Grinches!!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:50pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Fellas, the one day of the year you can buy your girl a bunch of flowers and she won't accuse you of cheating on her!
Yeah that's true
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:51pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
you haters need to give people presents more often..i dont mean store bought pre-packaged ones, but even just a nice handmade card or a phone call or a nite out!!! send someone a letter instead of emailing them. there isn't any reason to hate valentine's day itself, go ahead and hate hallmark for making it what it is today tho
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:51pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Why do you need a "day" to be reminded how much you love someone?
Why not celebrate everyday like it was Valentines?
Give flowers and chocolates to your lover at any time, any day.
Thinking about it, I'd prefer Halloween to be like this too - I'd like to remind everyone of the horrors of life at any moment...
Why not celebrate everyday like it was Valentines?
Give flowers and chocolates to your lover at any time, any day.
Thinking about it, I'd prefer Halloween to be like this too - I'd like to remind everyone of the horrors of life at any moment...
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:55pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
send someone a letter instead of emailing them.
That's crazy talk... this isn't the dark ages you know
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Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:55pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I received a text message from a lovely lady last night saying they missed me and I smiled, am I still a hater?
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:57pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Valentines Day is shithouse. If it's not reminding single people how unlucky they are not to be in a relationship, it's reminding couples how shitty their supposed relationship is. Let's invent a day where you have to give presents to your partner! Because we all know you ain't gonna do it any other time, you selfish fucks! Fellas, the one day of the year you can buy your girl a bunch of flowers and she won't accuse you of cheating on her! So fuck around just before what I like to call 'VD'. You get to alleviate the guilt AND no questions asked! Ladies, this is the one time of the year you are going to get what you always wanted, flowers, chocolates, massages, etc. The only thing is you are also gonna HAVE to put out at the end of the night. You fucking whores!
And uh-oh at the bold bit... :throws red rose I bought today in bin:
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Posts: 1,050Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 2:59pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Valentines Day is shithouse. If it's not reminding single people how unlucky they are not to be in a relationship, it's reminding couples how shitty their supposed relationship is. Let's invent a day where you have to give presents to your partner! Because we all know you ain't gonna do it any other time, you selfish fucks! Fellas, the one day of the year you can buy your girl a bunch of flowers and she won't accuse you of cheating on her! So fuck around just before what I like to call 'VD'. You get to alleviate the guilt AND no questions asked! Ladies, this is the one time of the year you are going to get what you always wanted, flowers, chocolates, massages, etc. The only thing is you are also gonna HAVE to put out at the end of the night. You fucking whores!
I really think if you wore the makeup you would have more luck Chris.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:00pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
it's got nothing on love day.
Happy Love Day everyone.
It's a Kisses Makes Me Boogie-O-Lantern .. kiss it and make it boogie.
KISS IT.
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Yes the Garbage Man can
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
They'll mop up when you're o--ver flowin'!
And tell you when your arse is showing!
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
The Garbage Man can!
Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
He cleans the world for you!
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:03pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I really think if you wore the makeup you would have more luck Chris.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:07pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Love Day everyone.
It's a Kisses Makes Me Boogie-O-Lantern .. kiss it and make it boogie.
KISS IT.
i was waiting for you to read that.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:10pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Undecided. I like the idea of romance...and if I got a card...or even a letter... with something nice in it I would be thrilled. But presents are completely unnecessary.
completely agree with you babe
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:10pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
i was waiting for you to read that.
You set me up
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:14pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
*taps nose*
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:15pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:18pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Ooooo so do i get romanced?
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:19pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
think he's just gonna leave you a note lauren.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:22pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
think he's just gonna leave you a note lauren.
I'd love a note for Valentines...
$50 or $100 thanks!
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:22pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
That's crazy talk... this isn't the dark ages you know
whatever! just try it, it'll make someone's day
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:24pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Ooooo so do i get romanced?
your cooking me dinner that night aren't u? Theres ya romance
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 3:39pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
it's got nothing on love day.
dam you chris that was the only thing i came in here to say
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:03pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I like pants.
Everything is so green
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:18pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I'd love a note for Valentines...
$50 or $100 thanks!
$50 or $100 thanks!
I'd just like something simple like some flowers, chocolates or a card
I'll end up buying myself something though!
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:20pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I'd like some flowers.
*hint hint*
*hint hint*
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:22pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
valentines is gash, and y'all know I am far from a love hater...i give my guy enough presents on random days, i dont need an invented day to force me into it. the only decent thing about V day is my vday air force 1's!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:29pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Not so.
Imagine sitting around inventing Valetines day:
"Hey I have an idea, let's have a day which reminds people of how much they love each other, and how empty their life would be without their special someone. Also, they'll buy heaps of crap :kaching:"
"Erm, good idea, but won't everyone else feel like utter shit when we shove in their faces the fact that they have nobody to share it with..."
"Who gives a fuck! Fuck the fucking ugly fuckers!!!"
Doesn't sound so special now does it!
Imagine sitting around inventing Valetines day:
"Hey I have an idea, let's have a day which reminds people of how much they love each other, and how empty their life would be without their special someone. Also, they'll buy heaps of crap :kaching:"
"Erm, good idea, but won't everyone else feel like utter shit when we shove in their faces the fact that they have nobody to share it with..."
"Who gives a fuck! Fuck the fucking ugly fuckers!!!"
Doesn't sound so special now does it!
Um I dont think Valentines day was invented! I think its based on a saint, like "st Patricks day"...
Also if it was a public holiday you guys wouldnt be hating it so much then ey! haha
I myself, am a true romantic. Nothing better than giving stuff to the one you love for Birthdays, Christmas etc however over the years I have become a hater because it kinda always gets done half heartedly and if I want to be romanced, half of the time I have to organise it myself (i.e. restaurant booking) or nag in order for others to remember that a special day is coming up. I still try to enjoy the day though but I would love to see the day a bunch of roses get delivered to my work or breakfast is made for me in bed.
I think suprises are better! However this is not too easy with me as I am quite cluey.
Gift giving holidays suck. I hate Christmas. Reuben and I dont give Xmas pressies we give end of year pressies. He hates Xmas, his family doesnt celebrate it and because he is such a grinch, it kinda makes me not look forward to Xmas. Kinda sad really.
I feel a lil sad when i cant celebrate Xmas with someone I love and I miss out in turn.
man im getting deep now
I love you guys! Group hug
Heres some V day history anyways
"There are varying opinions as to the origin of Valentine's Day. Some experts state that it originated from St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. Legend also says that St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine". Other aspects of the story say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius set aside February 14 to honour St. Valentine.
Gradually, February 14 became the date for exchanging love messages and St. Valentine became the patron saint of lovers. The date was marked by sending poems and simple gifts such as flowers. There was often a social gathering or a ball.
In the United States, Miss Esther Howland is given credit for sending the first valentine cards. Commercial valentines were introduced in the 1800's and now the date is very commercialised. The town of Loveland, Colorado, does a large post office business around February 14. The spirit of good continues as valentines are sent out with sentimental verses and children exchange valentine cards at school."
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:43pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I don't think buying (or picking) a bunch of flowers is that hard... or making or creating something special that does not necessarily have to cost money (or a load of money), but comes from the heart... is really too much?
Romance is a good thing!
Romance is a good thing!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:47pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
but comes from the heart... is really too much?
YEH!
I so agree with that...
"if you really loved me you wouldnt complain about showing how much you loved me!"
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 4:48pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I buy myself underwear for valentines day so that ends up being a present for us both
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 5:04pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 5:29pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
We're doing dinner - Greek on Halifax
nom
I agree with Lex, Erika & Nessa, presents don't have to cost the earth and there's nothing wrong with buying something special for someone you care about. On any given day really..
Valentines Day is a good excuse for the added romance though - and where's the harm in that peoples?
nom
I agree with Lex, Erika & Nessa, presents don't have to cost the earth and there's nothing wrong with buying something special for someone you care about. On any given day really..
Valentines Day is a good excuse for the added romance though - and where's the harm in that peoples?
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 5:33pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I think Valentines day is a crock!
I need no reason to give the boy I love letters, flowers, gifts etc & neither does he!
It's a common occurrence for me to receive letters in the mail & little gifts & flowers.
I need no reason to give the boy I love letters, flowers, gifts etc & neither does he!
It's a common occurrence for me to receive letters in the mail & little gifts & flowers.
It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose, somewhere in outer space. The mysteries of creation are there. Up in the sky? Up in the sky. The moon & the planets are there & new hopes for knowledge & peace are there. & therefore as we set sail we ask gods blessing on the most hazardous & dangerous & greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Prepare for lift off.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 6:11pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I didn't even know Valentines day was coming up until I read this, just goes to show how indifferent I am about it. Scratch that I'm just indifferent about most holidays. I didn't even know it was Christmas eve until someone at work told me.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 6:20pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
just like most major holidays, it loses its magic once you get a bit older. if i was a teenager all excited about who was going to be my valentine i might put some effort in!
it is a tradition that started many years ago, but commercialism has killed it along with christmas. as soon as christmas is over, easter eggs are on the shelves, then a month later valentines gifts are out.
i think me and maja are just gonna use it as an excuse to head out somewhere nice to dinner, but we are gonna go on friday not thursday. we usually buy lil random gifts for no reason every now and then so i think we are gonna skip valentines gifts too.
it is a tradition that started many years ago, but commercialism has killed it along with christmas. as soon as christmas is over, easter eggs are on the shelves, then a month later valentines gifts are out.
i think me and maja are just gonna use it as an excuse to head out somewhere nice to dinner, but we are gonna go on friday not thursday. we usually buy lil random gifts for no reason every now and then so i think we are gonna skip valentines gifts too.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 9:34pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I don't agree with the "buying extravagant gifts" part but I definitely agree with showing your special someone that you love them. Yes, sure, if you love someone then you should be able to show them at anytime but sometimes, in this modern world, it is easy to get caught up in your busy lifestyle and get stuck in routine or rarely go out on "dates" together or what not. I like the fact that things like Valentines Day do kinda force you to remember what's important, why you love them etc.
As for me this year, I will be listening to love songs all alone on my couch before crying myself to sleep... so so lonely...
(as if)
As for me this year, I will be listening to love songs all alone on my couch before crying myself to sleep... so so lonely...
(as if)
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 9:43pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
If your single, buy something for yourself!
maybe a pedicure for your left or right hand, whichever you prefer.
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 9:56pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
maybe a pedicure for your left or right hand, whichever you prefer.
A pedicure is for your toes!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:26pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Fellas. Cant think what to get that special someone on this all important day? Let Mr Justin Timberlake help!
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 7:38amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
To all the ladies in my life...
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 7:41amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Teeehehehehe ! I love teh nerds !! *heart*
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To all the ladies in my life...
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at least she won't deny you whenever you want to play with her
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 8:10amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 8:17amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
THE FBI has warned against clicking on Valentine's Day e-cards, warning that the infamous Storm Worm malware may lie within.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 9:25amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Nice points made by people, all round in this thread
I guess the main thing is, for people to really appreciate their loved ones, some with some prompting, and the lucky ones without so much prompting.
love it up peoples! whether its on valentines day or not!
i like this card, from bella muse..
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I guess the main thing is, for people to really appreciate their loved ones, some with some prompting, and the lucky ones without so much prompting.
love it up peoples! whether its on valentines day or not!
i like this card, from bella muse..
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 10:33amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Telstra sent me an MMS of a cute bear with a heart wishing me a happy Valentine's Day hahaha ;p Thanks Telstra
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 10:50amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
To all the ladies in my life...
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Dammit J lol i actually had that on a card i have made for quaz
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 10:54amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Way to ruin my valentines day J
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 11:03amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I've got this image for Simon's card...
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:09pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I don't agree with the "buying extravagant gifts" part but I definitely agree with showing your special someone that you love them. Yes, sure, if you love someone then you should be able to show them at anytime but sometimes, in this modern world, it is easy to get caught up in your busy lifestyle and get stuck in routine or rarely go out on "dates" together or what not. I like the fact that things like Valentines Day do kinda force you to remember what's important, why you love them etc.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:11pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Way to ruin my valentines day J
Sorry.
I'll make it up to you on steak and blowjob day...
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:19pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I've got this image for Simon's card...
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I hate being single (or just plain unloved) on valentines day though and watching all the flowers turn up at work.
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:42pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I HATE getting things delivered to me at work. Only had it happen once ... it was heaps embarassing. I don't like the attention from the other people at work when it happens !
But I am quite strange ;p
I'll send you some loves, Hayley ! : )
But I am quite strange ;p
I'll send you some loves, Hayley ! : )
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 12:45pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I HATE getting things delivered to me at work. Only had it happen once ... it was heaps embarassing. I don't like the attention from the other people at work when it happens !
But I am quite strange ;p
I'll send you some loves, Hayley ! : )
But I am quite strange ;p
I'll send you some loves, Hayley ! : )
*pictures kirsty turning up in a box with a big bow* hahahah
Cheers Kirst
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:04pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
only ever had flowers to my work once but i never found out who they were from so as exciting as it was, it was more frustrating cause i had people asking me for weeks if i found out who they were from and i never did.
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:17pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
only ever had flowers to my work once but i never found out who they were from so as exciting as it was, it was more frustrating cause i had people asking me for weeks if i found out who they were from and i never did.
I don't understand why anyone would do that... yeah I'm going to send some flowers to ***** because I luuurve her.
But I can't put my name on it.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:21pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I don't understand why anyone would do that... yeah I'm going to send some flowers to ***** because I luuurve her.
But I can't put my name on it.
But I can't put my name on it.
It means "I love her so much that I'm too shy to talk to her but I LOVE HER"... it's cute!
But you'd think they'd finally own up to it after a few days or weeks!
Well my man's suggestion for our romantic valentines day is "Let's get a takeaway curry... but on Friday!"
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:24pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I don't understand why anyone would do that... yeah I'm going to send some flowers to ***** because I luuurve her.
But I can't put my name on it.
But I can't put my name on it.
hey i did that once, dont be hatin!
i was a shy teen who was overwhelmed and intimidated by this girls stunning beauty!
maybe someone was overwhelmed and intimidated by laurens hotness?
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Posts: 1,645Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:27pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Well my man's suggestion for our romantic valentines day is "Let's get a takeaway curry... but on Friday!"
SCORE! It's because he thinks you're hotter than Vindaloo !
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 1:53pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
girls, ur boy would love a new record for valentines day.
Yes... a new world record for the best sex of all time
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 3:59pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
girls, ur boy would love a new record for valentines day.
and if you girls dont have a boy just buy a record for me
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 4:09pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
and if you girls dont have a boy just buy a record for me
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 4:12pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
only ever had flowers to my work once but i never found out who they were from so as exciting as it was, it was more frustrating cause i had people asking me for weeks if i found out who they were from and i never did.
Can we say they were from me?
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 4:19pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Valentines day is a crock of shit and it's pretty damn obvious. Wouldn't you rather your partner did something nice for you on any random day rather than one where everybody is expecting it?
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 6:21pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
it is a tradition that started many years ago, but commercialism has killed it along with christmas. as soon as christmas is over, easter eggs are on the shelves, then a month later valentines gifts are out.
Thats true i purchased hot cross buns on the 2nd of january i wasn't complaining though i love those things
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 6:25pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Thats true i purchased hot cross buns on the 2nd of january i wasn't complaining though i love those things
every cloud has a silver lining
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 6:34pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I hate being single (or just plain unloved) on valentines day though and watching all the flowers turn up at work.
I love you!! And i think you hot. The hottest Towers of all!!
If anyone at work gets flowers delivered to them i am vommitting for sure. *sings love makes me sick*
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"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
"...hit in the throat with a golf ball bwahahahaha...
thats like me saying i dislocated my jaw from eating a big sandwich" ~ Lauren
Rob FrostPosts: 594
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 9:33pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Wanted: 1 x Valentine's Day Blowjob.
Willing to trade for a free dinner (BP Subway West Tce) and movie tickets (not Gold Class, armrest up).
PM me single ladies
Willing to trade for a free dinner (BP Subway West Tce) and movie tickets (not Gold Class, armrest up).
PM me single ladies
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 9:36pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Good luck with that!
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Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 9:39pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Wanted: 1 x Valentine's Day Blowjob.
Willing to trade for a free dinner (BP Subway West Tce) and movie tickets (not Gold Class, armrest up).
PM me single ladies
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PM me single ladies
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 3:02amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Valentines day is a crock of shit and it's pretty damn obvious. Wouldn't you rather your partner did something nice for you on any random day rather than one where everybody is expecting it?
a fucking men! that's my theory in full effect! *hi five*
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 6:05amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:11amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
happy valentines day haters @-->----
PhunkiiPosts: 1,645
Posts: 1,645Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:23amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Blow it out your arse !!
Everything is so green
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:30amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Valentines to all my lovelies (especially Hayley)
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:35amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Valentines to all my lovelies (especially Hayley)
Is that me, Hayley?
*big smile*
Aww Happy Valentines Lexy! And to you Bec, and Lauren, Lucy, and Nat (without Peachey) and all the girls who love love
Teehee
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:38amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Yes, you!!
And everyone gets a rose today...
And everyone gets a rose today...
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bettermanon a plain
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:45amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
valentines day is just a made up holiday for people to spend money. not that i have a partner atm, but if i did, i don't need someone else telling me when to take her out to dinner or give her gifts. i can do that myself when i feel like it, when i want....not when others say to
today will be just like any other day for me
today will be just like any other day for me
CourtzGlobal Moderator
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 7:51amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Valentines Day to all *blows kisses*
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 9:59amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Love Day, Valentine's Day Haters!!
Happy Love Day Lexy!!
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Happy Love Day Lexy!!
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Munkee Snaps
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 10:10amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!!
MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH LOTS OF LOVE, HUGS, KISSES & ORAL SEX!!
MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH LOTS OF LOVE, HUGS, KISSES & ORAL SEX!!
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 10:26amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Happy Love Day Lexy!!
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YAY!
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PhunkiiPosts: 1,645
Posts: 1,645Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:08amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
For all teh n3rds !!
Roses are FF0000
Violets are 0000CC
All your base are belong to us.
Roses are FF0000
Violets are 0000CC
All your base are belong to us.
Everything is so green
bettermanon a plain
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:29amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
For all teh n3rds !!
Roses are FF0000
Violets are 0000CC
All your base are belong to us.
hehe nice oneRoses are FF0000
Violets are 0000CC
All your base are belong to us.
but i prefer my version
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:30amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Here's a poem I whipped up for teh kitteh lovers:
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:44amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
the roses are dead
the violets are diseased
pull back my skin
and suck off my cheese
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:46amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Here's a poem I whipped up for teh kitteh lovers:
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
hahahahaha I love it!
I can see it in your eyes
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Taste it in our first kiss
Stranger in this lonely town..this lonely town
Save me from my emptiness..save me
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:51amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Here's a poem I whipped up for teh kitteh lovers:
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
You has a flavour that I love
My love for you is not invisible like a bicycle
I love you as much as a bucket
I shall love you for longer than longcat
I love to hide in the ceiling and watch you masturbate
Naw, I made u a valentine's day cookie...
But I eated it
Munkee Snaps
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- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:03pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
i hate consumerism in the sense of how extreme capitalism fails people who are excluded from the market - so i could hate this day.... but -
i dont, cos there are couples out there *looks at Chris & Ali* who inspire me and fill me with the very realistic shot i have @ love.
and... on this day, i feel emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family - what wonderful peeps im am blessed to know and love!
(although a great roll in the hay would be welcome!)
also... this valentines, ive never felt happier to be single and free. and ive never felt this level of self respect and love before. im sure i have developed a solid platform to be equally happy to share my life with someone special sometime...
i dont, cos there are couples out there *looks at Chris & Ali* who inspire me and fill me with the very realistic shot i have @ love.
and... on this day, i feel emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family - what wonderful peeps im am blessed to know and love!
(although a great roll in the hay would be welcome!)
also... this valentines, ive never felt happier to be single and free. and ive never felt this level of self respect and love before. im sure i have developed a solid platform to be equally happy to share my life with someone special sometime...
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:12pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Much love to you girl.
Happy Valentines.
Happy Valentines.
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:15pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
i dont, cos there are couples out there *looks at Chris & Ali* who inspire me and fill me with the very realistic shot i have @ love.
awwww. you seriously say some of the nicest things ever alana.
you. confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:19pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
kurko and chris - you both deserve the top and down to earth gals you have - i am looking forward to meeting my quirky match as you both have done!!
happiness to all today - sheesh, ive seen so many young gals walking around looking very, very depressed. it makes me sad when i see both girls and guys hand over their power to the undeserving
but we have all been there i guess - no highs without the lows hey?
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:21pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
ain't that the truth hun!!! that's the reason why i like to send friendly valentine's day gifts n emails n stuff. everyone has someone who loves em, doesn't have to be romantically!
well, in an ideal world anyways...
well, in an ideal world anyways...
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 12:38pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
hehe nice one
but i prefer my version
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
but i prefer my version
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In communist Russia
Poem write you
ErikaPosts: 2,252
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 1:11pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
girls, ur boy would love a new record for valentines day.
Haha thats actually funny because thats what reuben did for me
Not quite sure if he actually bought the pack for himself though, and then thought "whoops I forgot Valentines day!..... I know shes loves this tune so I'll just give it to her!"
Grrr!
Did the trick though
ErikaPosts: 2,252
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 1:44pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
bahahahaha
I havnt received anything in the office today, no flowers
.... even after a few pushes and prods and subtle hints throughout the past week.
So just before, I sent the boy a text saying "Thanks heaps for the roses babe. They are lovely! Just arrived! WOW!"
ahahaha
That'll learn him! He will have a heart attack!
I think I will let him stew for a bit. Even for an hour or so. About 4pm I reckon I will send him another one saying "juuuuuuust kidding!!!!!"
I havnt received anything in the office today, no flowers
.... even after a few pushes and prods and subtle hints throughout the past week.
So just before, I sent the boy a text saying "Thanks heaps for the roses babe. They are lovely! Just arrived! WOW!"
ahahaha
That'll learn him! He will have a heart attack!
I think I will let him stew for a bit. Even for an hour or so. About 4pm I reckon I will send him another one saying "juuuuuuust kidding!!!!!"
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 1:50pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I got my mum a nice flower arrangement She was so happy.
She was so happy.snappytomInto the jungle
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 1:59pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
awww... i should have done the same for my mumsie!
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 2:16pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In communist Russia
Poem write you
Violets are blue
In communist Russia
Poem write you
that's easily the best one.
confidence is a preference to the habitual voyuer of what is known as...
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Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 2:39pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I received a piece of paper with I Love You and a heart drawn on it
I got buzz a pink vanilla slice
I got buzz a pink vanilla slice
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 3:37pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
My Fave:
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 4:11pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I gots me a bottle of Alcohol
It's what I said I wanted if she couldn't afford to get me a Playstation 3!
It's what I said I wanted if she couldn't afford to get me a Playstation 3!
BenzaahPosts: 95
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 4:42pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
My G/f bought an ad in the advertiser for me and won 3rd prize in some comp for a free photo shoot and a framed 12"x6" print
I heart her
To all the haters
I heart her
To all the hatersSince 1976
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 4:50pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I gots me a bottle of Alcohol
I might do the same when I finish work.Miss*NatPosts: 645
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 4:52pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Dozen red roses, a teddy bear and a box of chocolates all delivered to work... Shhh... I think he likes me 
warped fairyPosts: 1,983
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 5:29pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
well i must say today is the happiest i've ever felt being single on valentines day!!
i've got myself a nice bottle of wine, and some linguine al granchio takeaway, i'm about to sit down and watch neighbours... ahhhhhhh life couldn't be better!!!
i love me!
i've got myself a nice bottle of wine, and some linguine al granchio takeaway, i'm about to sit down and watch neighbours... ahhhhhhh life couldn't be better!!!
i love me!
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 5:31pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
well i must say today is the happiest i've ever felt being single on valentines day!!
Total opposite for me
Caught a glimps of happiness over the holidays... but that's well and truely gone now!!!
Jellious Rebellious
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Organisation
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 5:31pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
well i must say today is the happiest i've ever felt being single on valentines day!!
i've got myself a nice bottle of wine, and some linguine al granchio takeaway, i'm about to sit down and watch neighbours... ahhhhhhh life couldn't be better!!!
i love me!
i've got myself a nice bottle of wine, and some linguine al granchio takeaway, i'm about to sit down and watch neighbours... ahhhhhhh life couldn't be better!!!
i love me!
AND SOME CHOCOLATES!
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 5:35pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I got buzz a pink vanilla slice
and it was yummy
Although your world wonders me
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
With you majestic superior crackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put and end
And you'll never hear surf music again
Posted: 14 Feb 2008, 11:32pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:42amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:32pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I got these for Valentines Day
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:39pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Got a squash racket! AND chocolates! And a cd album I already had, so we swapped it today for two Frank Zappa Music Docos! Woo
Munkee Snaps
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
- Ava Gardner......
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:50pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
Got a squash racket! AND chocolates! And a cd album I already had, so we swapped it today for two Frank Zappa Music Docos! Woo
Oh I love Frank Zappa. Have you seen this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc ?
pwnage!
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
ErikaPosts: 2,252
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:57pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I got diddly Squat for V-Day!
Eww he copped an earful!
Eww he copped an earful!
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:58pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
I got a lovely afternoon down at the Bay, mexican for lunch and icecream and lots of love & laughter
*spu*
*spu*
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warped fairyPosts: 1,983
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 3:59pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
i got chocolate and stickers!!
thanks anna!!! xoox
thanks anna!!! xoox
~the grass might be greener but it's just as hard to mow ~
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 4:10pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
also... this valentines, ive never felt happier to be single and free. and ive never felt this level of self respect and love before. im sure i have developed a solid platform to be equally happy to share my life with someone special sometime...
matey, i have absolutely zero doubt youre gonna snag yourself a quality fella soon enough!
in fact... all you single guys, what are ya, fucking gay or something?
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Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 4:14pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
i took Sammie on an island escape during her lunch break
Straight Edge since 1994.
Posted: 15 Feb 2008, 4:41pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
No more bloody Valentines
I think it’s time we called a moratorium on Valentine’s Day, just until a few problems have been ironed out regarding this ‘special’ calendar event. It’s out of hand, and I know of no man who is completely satisfied with how yesterday panned out. I also know of many women who, today, are very depressed. I don’t know for sure, but I wouldn’t mind betting the rates of suicide take a leap at this time of year, and lonely moonlight drunkenness must be epidemic on February 14. Over in the USA, we even have a new Valentine’s Day Massacre, and only time will tell whether there’s a woman involved, a rejected bunch of flowers scattered among the empty cartridge casings.
It begins with the expectations, which are unfairly balanced in the female’s favour. Every man knows what his woman wants; flowers and jewellery. Not flowers from the petrol station and cubic zirconia, either, but colossal arrangements and fireworks diamonds. It doesn’t matter that your girl might be the cynical, down-to-earth type – every women wants this stuff and everybody knows it. And it’s not cheap. It is not unheard of (indeed, I just heard of it) for a man to spend $5000 on the woman he loves, and every other man’s gesture, no matter how romantic, will wither in comparison when said women starts shooting her mouth off.
The witches and warlocks behind the jewellery counters are hip to the ramp, and they’re evil – they know exactly what to say in order to embarrass you out of your hard earned: “How much does sir desire to spend?”; “Yes, it’s expensive, unless she’s worth it.”; “I can assure you, sir, any women would melt at the sight of this big, f**k off diamond”. There’s no way out: how deep is your love is a question best answered by the depth of your pocket.
And yet, it doesn’t come back. I know of no man calling his chums today shrieking about how his girl surprised him with a case of beer and a motorbike. Perhaps women know that men aren’t so easily purchased, that their love can neither be built nor broken by sticks and stones.
Aside from the dreadful inequity between the sexes, Valentines Day is a cruel joke on the lonely, a pantsing for those who’d rather not have their loveless hides exposed to the world, much less themselves. It’s fair enough that the jilted should have to wait by the phone when they’ve gone and asked for it – when they’ve succumbed to a night of unwise passion, and daftly put faith in some mumbled promise. But Valentine’s Day paves the way for disappointment when it’s thoroughly undeserved. “Maybe someone will ring me today…a secret admirer…an old root or two…today’s the day when they do.”
I wonder why they don’t have Rich Bastard’s Day, when the banks call the fortunate and offer them interest-free loans. Or Non Para Day, when those not confined to wheelchairs get a free ride to wherever they wish. Or Lucky Ducks Day, when blokes who can prove they’ve been surprised by good fortune in the last 12 months get to have public sex with the supermodel of their choice. The answer is simple enough; you don’t grant riches to those already in paradise. It’s unfair to those who are not - the poor, the luckless.
That’s why I think Valentine’s Day ought to change, for the betterment of all. It should not be a day for lovers to enjoy that which they already have. Rather, it should be the one day in the year when all lovers and spouses are let off the hook, to roam the romantic underworld, sharing the love with the horrid and lonely. Romantic gestures should be directed toward the very last person with whom you’d wish to be caught in an elevator, who’ll happily accept a fistful of pansies from the local Food ‘n’ Fuel if it means an elusive night of passion. And your girl will no doubt get her diamonds from whichever loveless junkie upon whom she focuses her attentions - his pocket is where they all wind up anyhow.
The only rule should be that nobody promise they will ever call, not even next year. It’s the Valentine’s Day expectations that are driving us all spare.
I once had this battery with an alkaline problem. I took it to AA meetings.
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
To all the virgins out there: THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Sleeping bags. They're intense!
Posted: 16 Feb 2008, 5:02amSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
well at about 11 last night i eventually said happy v day to my man, and he said 'can i do you up the shitter then?'
god i LOVE gary he is so the perfect of me!!!
god i LOVE gary he is so the perfect of me!!!
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!
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Posted: 16 Feb 2008, 3:06pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
well at about 11 last night i eventually said happy v day to my man, and he said 'can i do you up the shitter then?'
god i LOVE gary he is so the perfect of me!!!
god i LOVE gary he is so the perfect of me!!!
Posted: 18 Feb 2008, 4:22pmSubject: Re: Valentine Haters Thread!!
No more bloody Valentines
I think it’s time we called a moratorium on Valentine’s Day, just until a few problems have been ironed out regarding this ‘special’ calendar event. It’s out of hand, and I know of no man who is completely satisfied with how yesterday panned out. I also know of many women who, today, are very depressed. I don’t know for sure, but I wouldn’t mind betting the rates of suicide take a leap at this time of year, and lonely moonlight drunkenness must be epidemic on February 14. Over in the USA, we even have a new Valentine’s Day Massacre, and only time will tell whether there’s a woman involved, a rejected bunch of flowers scattered among the empty cartridge casings.
It begins with the expectations, which are unfairly balanced in the female’s favour. Every man knows what his woman wants; flowers and jewellery. Not flowers from the petrol station and cubic zirconia, either, but colossal arrangements and fireworks diamonds. It doesn’t matter that your girl might be the cynical, down-to-earth type – every women wants this stuff and everybody knows it. And it’s not cheap. It is not unheard of (indeed, I just heard of it) for a man to spend $5000 on the woman he loves, and every other man’s gesture, no matter how romantic, will wither in comparison when said women starts shooting her mouth off.
The witches and warlocks behind the jewellery counters are hip to the ramp, and they’re evil – they know exactly what to say in order to embarrass you out of your hard earned: “How much does sir desire to spend?”; “Yes, it’s expensive, unless she’s worth it.”; “I can assure you, sir, any women would melt at the sight of this big, f**k off diamond”. There’s no way out: how deep is your love is a question best answered by the depth of your pocket.
And yet, it doesn’t come back. I know of no man calling his chums today shrieking about how his girl surprised him with a case of beer and a motorbike. Perhaps women know that men aren’t so easily purchased, that their love can neither be built nor broken by sticks and stones.
Aside from the dreadful inequity between the sexes, Valentines Day is a cruel joke on the lonely, a pantsing for those who’d rather not have their loveless hides exposed to the world, much less themselves. It’s fair enough that the jilted should have to wait by the phone when they’ve gone and asked for it – when they’ve succumbed to a night of unwise passion, and daftly put faith in some mumbled promise. But Valentine’s Day paves the way for disappointment when it’s thoroughly undeserved. “Maybe someone will ring me today…a secret admirer…an old root or two…today’s the day when they do.”
I wonder why they don’t have Rich Bastard’s Day, when the banks call the fortunate and offer them interest-free loans. Or Non Para Day, when those not confined to wheelchairs get a free ride to wherever they wish. Or Lucky Ducks Day, when blokes who can prove they’ve been surprised by good fortune in the last 12 months get to have public sex with the supermodel of their choice. The answer is simple enough; you don’t grant riches to those already in paradise. It’s unfair to those who are not - the poor, the luckless.
That’s why I think Valentine’s Day ought to change, for the betterment of all. It should not be a day for lovers to enjoy that which they already have. Rather, it should be the one day in the year when all lovers and spouses are let off the hook, to roam the romantic underworld, sharing the love with the horrid and lonely. Romantic gestures should be directed toward the very last person with whom you’d wish to be caught in an elevator, who’ll happily accept a fistful of pansies from the local Food ‘n’ Fuel if it means an elusive night of passion. And your girl will no doubt get her diamonds from whichever loveless junkie upon whom she focuses her attentions - his pocket is where they all wind up anyhow.
The only rule should be that nobody promise they will ever call, not even next year. It’s the Valentine’s Day expectations that are driving us all spare.
or make it a public holiday at the least.....
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you cant break me coz you didnt make me
reflection of a myth or a reflection of all of us, the real question is which god to trust?
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you cant break me coz you didnt make me
reflection of a myth or a reflection of all of us, the real question is which god to trust?
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