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What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 1:18amSubject: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
This is what is wrong with the music industry today....

I thought Soulja Boy's debut was truly, astronomically, insanely SHITE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNm07dH2EY

Then Myles hit me up with this, and I realised he had taken it far further than I ever thought was possible...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfCmYyG-yg4

And I remembered this one from way back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg

Genius lyrics. "And everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cos he ain't got nobody to listen to". Straight out facts of life shit there.

Please, if you find any music video clips or even audio files that are anyway as extraordinarly shit as these, post them up here. I am now on a mission to trawl through the internet and discover what gems lie buried in the largest pile of garbage the Web has to offer.
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 12:08pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbCpHfCo1A

Soulja Boy collaborates with Pendulum - Crank that Slam

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 12:30pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Souja Boy makes even Eiffel 65 sound complex by comparison. I am adamant that Soulja Boy is the worst "artist" in the history of music.
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 1:12pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Soulja Boy makes even Eiffel 65 sound complex by comparison.

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They were the ones who did that Blue sond didnt they? with the annoying nasal singing

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 1:42pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Catchy as fuck though lol
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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 1:51pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Catchy as fuck though lol

No shit.

I'm blue blah badee blah budaah

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 2:00pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
lol not Blue, Souljah Boy

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 2:30pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Oohhhhh

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Posted: 8 Feb 2008, 7:04pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
This is what is wrong with the music industry today....

it has very little to do with music

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too many autotuned vocals and ultra choreographed videos, not enough musical content. too many cookie cutter artists with no originality being pumped out by reality tv shows.

btw - i read somewhere crank dat was the #1 selling ringtone before it even got picked up a single. credit to souljaboy for doing his thing and getting paid, he is only a kid, but that doesnt stop his music from sucking!

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Posted: 9 Feb 2008, 6:33amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?


btw - i read somewhere crank dat was the #1 selling ringtone before it even got picked up a single. credit to souljaboy for doing his thing and getting paid, he is only a kid, but that doesnt stop his music from sucking!


my thoughts exactly, if you can make a couple of quick mill out of making shit tunes then good luck to ya. just goes to show that anyone can do it.
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Posted: 9 Feb 2008, 6:59amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
I am Aphroshite! The Goddess of shit talk!

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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 9:40pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Superman dat ho!  teef

Stumbled across some funny links about this atrocious song today...

I'm going through the comments here, it's great reading, so many stupid stupid people here who are supporting but it's great to see some really positive educated comments in there as well...

As for the article itself, the guy needs to get over himself ('stealin' my shine  laugh) but he's doing and saying nothing other chart topping pop rapper haven't done before I guess: http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5971/title.soulja-boy-debunks-superman-dat-hoe-rumors

And for some lighter entertainment: 15 Most Valiant Attempts by White People to Learn That Soulja Boy Dance rofl

Edit: Sorry about that last one, it appears most of the links no longer work, it's a shame because the accompanying comments were hilarious, I was looking forward to a few of them... icon_cry
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Posted: 8 Mar 2008, 10:12pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Ha I came in here to add this travesty to the What Is Wrong With The Music Industry thread...I think most people have already heard it but I just want to remind people what I still have to put up with here in Bangkok clubs lol. Mims - This Is Why I'm Hot

Oh shit just found this too re: Soulja Boy's Crank Dat... Barney Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Edit: Soulja Boy vs. Spongebob

Crank Dat Curry Sauce

Man these videos are well done rofl

Double post... :oops:

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Posted: 9 Mar 2008, 12:25amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbCpHfCo1A  this song makes my ears bleed. Soulja Boy vs. Pendulum - Crank that Slam
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Posted: 9 Mar 2008, 9:48amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
REEEEEEEEEEEPOSTTTTTT!!! 
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Posted: 9 Mar 2008, 10:09pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Nothing gets by Phantom Rookie. Reposts, suspicious IMO.
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Posted: 9 Mar 2008, 10:22pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Didn't see that. So bad it needed two posts.
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Posted: 9 Mar 2008, 11:18pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Why al yo's hating on soljaboy. Hes da bomb maine! Keep pumpn that shit i thinks!

Damn aint nutten but a g-thangggggg!!!!
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 12:36amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Why al yo's hating on soljaboy. Hes da bomb maine! Keep pumpn that shit i thinks!

Damn aint nutten but a g-thangggggg!!!!

Surely you forgot the  teef

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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 9:06amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
T-Pain - I'm N Luv Wit A Stripper (seriously, what the fuck kind of spelling is that?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn_1ZWo0GNw

but yeah horrible song. i hate that fucking voice wobble bullshit in every single rnb song, its obvious they cant sing for shit so they get a computer program to sing for them?  Angry even SNOOP DOGG is doing it, the Doggfather, the D-O-Double motherfucking G, the artist behind my favourite rap album of all time, Doggystyle, is using voice wobble...

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imo that is the main problem with the industry today, the pure lack of talent from 99.5% of newcomers...all ya need to do is be attractive and *DING DING* congratulations you now have a record deal...

fuck canned talent
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 9:24amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
The voice wobble thing has been around for a while though. Whilst obviously not exactly the same thing, Roger Troutman and his bros used a voice box type of thing to alter the sounds of their voices as the group Zapp and Roger. Wanna know what I'm talking about? Listen to 'California Love' by Dr Dre and Tupac, featuring Roger Troutman. I don't think the voice wobble is the end of the music industry, but at the moment it is certainly contributing to the downward spiral, due to it's seemingly excessive overuse.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 9:33amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
in my opinion there is only three things wrong with the music industry today they are.

1) Not enough production line flat pack ikea made acotrs releasing tunes.
2) Not enough paint by numbers little whores releasing tunes with bonus dvd's that help you learn the dances at home.
3) Nowhere near enough muzak being put out.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 9:47amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
The voice wobble thing has been around for a while though. Whilst obviously not exactly the same thing, Roger Troutman and his bros used a voice box type of thing to alter the sounds of their voices as the group Zapp and Roger. Wanna know what I'm talking about? Listen to 'California Love' by Dr Dre and Tupac, featuring Roger Troutman. I don't think the voice wobble is the end of the music industry, but at the moment it is certainly contributing to the downward spiral, due to it's seemingly excessive overuse.

this is true, now that i do think about that song does have a bit, but it just seems different somehow...they're not actually RAPPING with the voice wobble, its just a catchy-as-fuck line in the chorus thumbs-up
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 10:59amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
in my opinion there is only three things wrong with the music industry today they are.

1) Not enough production line flat pack ikea made acotrs releasing tunes.
2) Not enough paint by numbers little whores releasing tunes with bonus dvd's that help you learn the dances at home.
3) Nowhere near enough muzak being put out.

Oh fa sho! The underground muzak industry is struggling at the moment. I think we all need to put in our time and effort to support this wonderfull sound that is muzak!!
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 11:21amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
lol not Blue, Souljah Boy

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I'll let you know in advance that I have set a rule in place for people I know stating that anybody caught imitating Soulja Boy in either voice or dance form WILL have the taste slapped out their mouth.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 7:24pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
I personally fucking love the 'computer' filter, unfortunately it is true that it's getting overused. Do you know what is the actual worse rnb filter in use today though. That fucking radio/mic voiceover one popularised by Timbaland in his productions. You know the one I mean? It's in just about every half assed shitty rnb tune out these days, usually popped over the hook with words like 'uh huh', 'yeeeah', 'come on' etc etc.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 7:33pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
I personally fucking love the 'computer' filter, unfortunately it is true that it's getting overused.

pretty sure its called a vocoder

rip roger troutman btw

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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 7:44pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
Yeah the vocoder has been raped to hell and should never be used again so it at least retains some dignity. That pitch correction program sucks as well.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008, 8:38pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
I think a lot of it is down to people getting older and not liking the changes that happen.
Look at our parents, thinking music now is shite.. and we are slowly getting to that age where we think its all a load of garbage.

Drum n bass has always been an "intelligent" music form imo, the way amen breaks lie on basslines and frequencies all work with loads going on, and then you have more simplier drum n bass.

I think there is a lot wrong with the commercial music industry, but I dont see much wrong with underground music, the passion does shine through in what I hear at least.  Smiley
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 3:50pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
I think this thread should be entitled "What is wrong with Erika today?"
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 3:51pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
She's on a mission. And possibly also on some hallucinogenics.
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Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 3:51pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
 laugh

shes bored thats what
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Posted: 13 May 2008, 10:08pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
jawdrop

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7396111.stm

German techno pop group Scooter have caused a shock by knocking Madonna off the top of the UK album chart after just one week, despite little mainstream exposure.

It is the biggest coup yet for Blackburn-based independent record label All Around the World, who say they are catering for a thriving suburban club scene.

Peering down from the summit of the album chart last week, Madonna probably did not think she had any reason to fear a trio peddling steroid-enhanced dance beats, pumped-up cover versions and high-octane trance melodies.

Scooter, led by 42-year-old blond frontman HP Baxxter, may claim to be the most successful singles act in German chart history, and may have had a number of UK hits.

But the last of those was five years ago, and their latest single The Question Is What Is The Question only reached number 49 last month.

Their new material has had next to no radio airplay, and the album was not reviewed in the national press.

Yet it has sold 33,500 copies in its first week - 4,000 more than Madonna's Hard Candy.

"Basically, there's a lot of people that like them," according to All Around the World director Matt Cadman. "Scooter have been a massive band in Europe for a long time."

The unashamedly upbeat album Jumping All Over the World includes rave reworkings of several familiar tunes, including OMD's Enola Gay and Limahl's Never Ending Story.

Many fans will have been attracted by a bonus disc featuring the band's greatest hits, such as the 2002 number two single The Logical Song - a cover of the Supertramp track - and six further top 20 tracks.

Scooter have also just come off a UK arena tour, co-headlining with labelmates Cascada.

"They went down absolutely fantastically and 50,000 people saw them on tour," Mr Cadman says.

Their music has found airplay on TV stations like The Box and Flaunt - as well as All Around the World's own Clubland TV channel.

As soon as you get inside the M25, it's like commercial dance music doesn't exist - and 95% of the national media is controlled from within the M25

"That's more of our medium than radio or press," Mr Cadman says. "There's no magazine that caters to the audience that we play to."

A TV advertising offensive, with spots during breaks in "teen based" shows like Hollyoaks and The Simpsons, pushed them ahead of the queen of pop, Mr Cadman believes.

Industry bible Music Week put Scooter's chart coup down to the TV ads, the greatest hits disc and a quiet week for other releases. It was the second lowest weekly sales so far this decade, the magazine reported.

But that will not dampen the celebrations for All Around the World, who are also responsible for the hugely successful Clubland, Dancemania and Floorfillers compilation series.

Cascada's album Everytime We Touch reached number two in the UK in 2007, while the label has also enjoyed hit singles with Ultrabeat, T2, N-Trance, Flip & Fill and DJ Casper.

Cascada have also enjoyed success on the All Around the World label

"Commercial dance is a very overlooked genre," Mr Cadman says. "It's quite sad really. The Clubland TV channel is doing fantastically well, it's one of the biggest music channels on Sky.

"It's all upbeat commercial dance, and I think a lot of people want that, and not necessarily when they're in a club."

Their customers are the tens of thousands of people who can be found at nightclubs in towns and suburbs every weekend, he says.

"The clubs that hit the headlines tend to be the named clubs - everyone knows of Cream and Gatecrasher, but what people don't tend to talk about is the club on every street corner.

"It might be a Ritzy or Ikon or Oceana. There are so many of these clubs and they're in every suburban centre. If you take Manchester, it might be the outlying areas - Oldham, Bolton, Stockport.

"All the town centres tend to be quite cool and built for young executives, who are probably a little bit older, and then in the outside areas you get more kids from 17 to 24 going to clubs, and they tend to be the ones where we do particularly well.

"Where we tend not to do particularly well is within the M25. As soon as you get inside the M25, it's like commercial dance music doesn't exist.

"And 95% of the national media is controlled from within the M25 so I think that's why they don't see it. They just literally don't get it.

"When they hear something like a Scooter or Cascada, they'll think it's rubbish. We've heard it called chav music, council house music, kiddie music - every disparaging term.

"And that's just not how we see it. We love it, we think it's fantastic. And so it's proved - it's not like we're listening on our own. Somebody's wrong somewhere down the line."
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Posted: 13 May 2008, 10:18pmSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
lots of pitched up and vocoded vocals with a trancey background, just seems like it's been done before

it's kinda good to see the major labels getting getting beaten at their own game
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Posted: 14 May 2008, 1:29amSubject: Re: What Is Wrong With The Music Industry Today?
lots of pitched up and vocoded vocals with a trancey background, just seems like it's been done before

it's kinda good to see the major labels getting getting beaten at their own game

everything goes in a big circle. You think that its been done before, and it has, but the next generation think its all fresh and new and amazing.  Smiley