I want...

... a Bertie's big breakfast!! Pancakes, hash browns, bacon, eggs, toast, juice and tea

....a ticket back to aus!!! (return though so I can come back to the uk ;P )

To go back to bed.... 

an underwater watch.

this 3 day headache to go away   

I've had one for the last week. Apparently a virus is going around.

:/

well then i want this virus that's going around to fuck off and die...

even my chiro didn't help much and i had the biggest crack ever!

i want to go home so i can play tiger woods golf and nba 2k8.

oh is there really? shit, then its day 3 for me feeling crappy and sick n headachey!

i ant more of those Go Natural Almond and Apricot bars, they is tasty!

Yeah I went to the doctor last week because I was really tired with headaches/bodyaches and she said a virus has been going around with those symptons and it's been lasting up to 9 days I feel alot better today then I did yesterday so mine must be going away

I want .. a DINOSAUR.

I want a hot shower.

... a car & a chauffeur 


Yeah! 

i want a new kitten & lots of money please, oh and someone to come clean up my house.. like a robot!

These:
(in this order)





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... some lunch!!

a spliff and a hot naked guy in bed! 

realistically, i want to get out of adelaide for a mini-break

..my chest pains to go away.

..a lemonade.

You need to buy yourself a long plasticy rubber thing that wiggles and makes humming noises when you turn it on 

 

Batteries not included
 

I want to live in the Barossa again...

I also want a monkey butler...

 

I want calorie free chocolate and all sweets to be healthy 

Id live on sweets for breakfast lunch and tea!!!

I want a lomo fisheye camera the MOST! more tattoos, hot legs, a nice butt, and more paintings!

i want a garbage disposal and a mini holiday

Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

I actually really want to know what it tastes like.

To find a job I really love doing, which would ideally be something to do with going on holidays all the time

travel agent? drug mule?

....good times wiht old skool lady friends y'all!

..more sleep.
..for my headache to fuck off.

to do the locomotion..

arrgghhH!


 

now that i'd love to see!!!   

... hot cross buns with loads of butter and a big cup of tea.

 

 

  suspicious imo

...spacemole to come to england

... to go to Ikea!

Bah you will be waiting forever!!! Although the other day having lunch with my mum i was about 2 pride swallowing pills away from getting there in a couple of months, but i just couldn't do it!

All in good time me lady, all in good time!

I aim to be there before the next millennium done gets built!

pull your finger out spacey... the land of tea and biscuits needs you!

I cant be pulling any harder at the moment! I wonder if i can fit in the box-o-love I'm about to send.

How long can you survive without food or water?

Certain people to fall off the face of the earth & never return

wow thats a tad dark

Thats the PG rated version to what I really want!

Just some of the things on my wish list at the moment...

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I want to catch up with Nessa and hear her super mega uber rant out that she seems to have built up!

 

 

...singapore noodles!!!! mmmmm.....

i want to get hiiiiiiiiiigh, so hiiiiiiiiiigh...

To work out what the hell I wanna do with my life!

... Steak.

... to stay in bed all day.

You're doing it Yakky!!! LIVING IT IN STYLEEEE!

i want today to be over already, got a bad case of mondayitis...



i want the weekend to last forever

I want a tuxedo t shirt BAD!!!

They have tuxedo hoodies on Ebay miss.

... to somehow find a way to invest in homeless people. Deposits on bottles and cans are going up to 10c! The share price would go through the roof!

.. the weekend to be here already
.. this stupid virus to go away
.. new clothes
.. world peace 

I want my tummy ache to go away
To figure out what is causing said tummy ache
To have enough money not to come back from europe in huge debt
For the Japanese to stop the mass killing of all those poor whales

And World Peace!!

I want vanilla icecream and apple pie

dammit, no i do too




make mine an apple crumble tho

 lol LD's staple diet


I want my shoes to get here by friday!

(not gonna happen)

roberto cavalli vodka... 50 quid a bottle though

 

....a massage (happy ending optional)

 

Ooooow i want a massage with a happy ending lol

... for everyone in the world to be honest and loving and nice to one another !

It's really not that hard is it...

Exactly. A lot of people just can't seem to be able to do it !!

... to sleep for 12 hours straight.
... for my tummy to stop churning.

Me too

..my headache to FUCK OFF.

... people to build a bridge

*Builds Kirsty a bridge made of Twizzlers*

Awesome, I'll email it to them all : )

Oh lady, we are so the same!

I know

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but I don't know where to get one and it'd be too fatty and sugary anyway
but I still want one

 

i wouldn't mind some of that too someone else would have to pay though cos i'd just smash it down in half an hour anyway

i heard a great quote; 'its nice to be important, but its especially important to be nice'... 

oh! and this was one a church sign board mind you, but if you can get past that pain barrier it states; 'kindness is the oil that smooths tension in life' or something on those lines.

a banana lounge!!

Quality stuff!

damn right! i think it might even top grey goose!

a cuddle. Im having a bad day.

its the best i could do on such short notice

Thank you Khem.
Mwah.

...some fun dammit!!!!

i have some in my pants

yeh well you enjoy that fun in your pants michael...

perhaps i shall robyn, perhaps i shall

a pair of these



100mm 85A grade wheels!
ABEC-7 bearings
frame weighs 170 grams

Carbon composite base, Expoxy resin, Microfiber liner, Micro adjustable buckle, hand made 1 piece construction, Super Mold Technology, EVA innersole, Heat moldable tongue, TPU toe protector, Lace cover.

(braces for flaming)

Bloody fruitbooters.

 

Big Fun or fun size fun?

...my voice back for the love of cunt!

Chocolate, now now now!

scanned down the page, all is saw was this 

... to go home... fuck 12hr days!!!

...a new tatt! and fuck me I'm getting one on my birthday!

$18 at Bunnings! Wont get cheaper than that

yeah i know, i just gotta get around to going there!!!  i might get 2, then we can have cocktails under the umbrella sometime!!

done

i already own one

 More RAM.

 An LCD monitor.

 A Mackie KS-120 Sub.

 Track IR.

 Please.

I want World of Warcraft !!

My brother plays that all the time.



..strawberry & cream lollies!!

I STILL want chocolate, more specifically i want Darelle Lea Dark Ginger Chocolates!!

 

Craving!!!

A job that pays great and that i love 

A new corporate wardrobe

A holiday

to go back to bed for a few hours   

Same.

a new table
a new pair of headphones
a new computer
an external harddrive

ditto BIG TIME

My cold to be gone.
My job application all done.
New hair cut and color, totally hating the one I have now.
A hot boy.
Lexy to list more hot stuff.
Kirsty to come over.

But I'm still at work !! ;p

I want ... PiZZA ! And Cumby !

I don't care

I want to go to the cumby, but know that I shouldn't

I can't go : (
I shall hunt down pizza on the way home though !!

i want today to just be over and for me to have perfect 20/20 vision...

2 hour countdown until a blade slices my eyes open and laser beams are shot at them to burn bits of my eyeball off
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apparently you get the aroma of 'burning hair' while its happening. lovely

ooh good luck!

..to be healthy again.

 Good luck man, hope it goes well.

 

to be able to swallow food without convulsing in pain and looking like an emu

yeah for sure. good luck mate.

cheers

i think the fact that they dont knock you out and it involves holding your eyes open clockwork orange style and then cutting and burning my *eyes* just freaks me out a little.

no doubt.


good luck.

ooh yeah thats gross. but short term freakout is worth long term gain!!!

hope it all goes well Jayar

To feel more financially secure by end of March/April.


New sneakers and boots.

Edit.

For people to come out and say what they really think, instead of talking in code.

Or would you like me to  come out and say it for you?

Also I would like to feel healthy enough to return back to work.


K thx Bye :)

Better?

To go see Lexy,

Woo something that I want that may actually just happen..

Yeah I wouldn't mind that too. Maybe someone to tell the fucking truth for once hey !!

I want ... to not have this dodgy cold, either, and to go back to work !!

Just think of the pain your lady went through for the mini and you'll be fine!

Good luck with it all. Are you going to run over all your glasses once its done? Also do you get to wear patches, arrrrr!

What's up with all this 'go back to work' talk???
You both seemed pretty darn healthy last night @ the Cumby...

I want to be finished with this damn project @ work that has been going since May 07. At least another month to go.
I want to be at home drinking some super cold sparkling ales.
I want to hurry up and save moneys for travel plans!!!

I can't stop coughing !! It's pants ... complete and utter PANTS !!

I want to get all my energy back and to not feel so drained!!

Mine kinda came back today!

But Ive still been sleeping thru my alarms every day  :E

Home delivery subway. So cant be fucked walking the 5 minutes up the road to get it!

hahahaha. well if you went to work you could get it on the way home and it wouldn't be a problem now hey!!!   :E

... Griff to stop annoying me :lol:

Not even, it after my bus stop so id still have to walk. So going to work today would not have put me ahead at all.

But dam cos now im gonna have to work saturday!!! poo!

A pedicure & a foot massage....  :biggrin:

a decent back rub... was in some serious pain last night!

:cry:

To know which thread to post in when you are this drnk


its taking me half an hour to post



lol


Oh dear

edit: jesus christ the spelling!

here ya go hayley, just for you

http://www.adelaidemassive.com/index.php?topic=1161.0

;)

baby out of eye?

hehe. i can see at least... but fuck me, i could have done with out the complication in the right eye.

fucking coolest light show ive ever seen though! hazy green flashing light to focus on, speckled red laser covering my field of view post the eyeball slicing, and then the bright blue laser that burns off the eyeball flesh... :E

still got a bit of healing to go, cos its fucking hard to read this screen at the mo... :)

A pack of tim tams that never runs out!!


(surely thats been said before  :lol:)

to see the end of nightwatch! but the fucking sub titles have fucked up :( its such a cool film!!!

it to be wednesday already...

also i want evol intent to come play in adelaide now :p

Boobs.

More chicken

My brain pains to go away! :icon_frown:

havent studied yours, but small perky boobs are well underrated.


LOL, just realised your avatar is from spaced... jabba is the princess right? :lol: :lol:

..it to be 5.15pm already.
..pasta.

:nod:

Teehehehe certainly is : ) " Can I wear my charcoal pumps ??! "

Small perky boobs definately don't get the attention they deserve ! ;p hahaha

I'll give them attention :E :lol:

 :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

:uhhuh:

To go back and work in community radio...

Even though I've got the perfect head for radio :E my voice is shit for it, but I loved being on air, working the desk, making up adverts and all that...

why dont you do a podcast?

Not set up for it at the moment. Plus radio offers a whole library of music compared to my measly 70 gig + records, as well as a greater variety of listeners.

I'm actually planning on moving closer the city, so when that happens I'll hit up some of the local community radio stations here in Melb and see where it goes.

 :lol: :lol:

big uns are ok for a few years,
small boobs rock for eva :E

... Funky J's dream to be a reality.

Masting over the thought of getting it on with 4 other men of such stature.

boobs are great!

:cry:

i want a Mccaw that will hang out and talk to me

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e30/lozooka/hyacinth.jpg)

I want this shirt so so bad!

(http://images.asos.com/inv/M/28/185/243460/RedPrint/image1xl.jpg)

but at £110 i think it shall remain a mere fantasy!

I want to go see this play (http://www.timeout.com/london/theatre/events/676161/the-harder-they-come.html?DCMP=EMC-London-06-03-2008)

(http://www.timeout.com/img/40773/w199/image.jpg)

Someone to teleport me to the markets cos I can't be bothered moving
New shoes
Plenty of sunshine and happiness this weekend
New music for my ipod
The love of my life to realise I am here ;)
and some decent breakfast.

A Latte from Market On Maxwell.... :drool:

this weather to die.

This album...

(http://archervert.canalblog.com/images/A_la_faveur_de_l_automne.jpg)

I also want this bloody heatwave to end... and a packet of cheese and onion chips.

i want her!

i want... to go home  :yawn:

So, happy about the cold mornings now Lexy, I blame you  :E

:lol:

Mmmm, cold :inlove:

I want... money. Do, do, do, do. That's what I want. Do, do, do, do.

To get better at planning ahead.

To save some money for a change.

To stop sleeping in!

..a new neck.

how's this?

(http://www.davidwallphoto.com/images/%7B3C7B798B-4689-495F-9143-C1872CF2D08D%7D.jpg)

Giraffes are sexy  :biggrin:

I want my magic soup to be ready and make me better!!

:rofl:

Thanks Sal ;p

i want a gourmet glaze donut. i also want some company today.

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haha :lol: I noticed that

 :hug:

Love you Lauren!

;)

....ooooooooooh merry jane! :inlove:

 :lol:

What are friends for  :biggrin:

You supply the donut, I'll supply the glaze!

 :lol:

 :lol:

I want someone to do my dishes and put me to bed!

get a dishwasher and i'm sure you'll be able to find someone to put you to bed! haha

I have a dishwasher! But somethings need to be rinsed!  :P

Put me to bed Timmeh! hahahaha

I can make you the kind of dirty no amount of washing will fix.

 :lol:

 :lol:

This is Hayley that you are talking to ;)

Which makes my kind of dirty even more impressive!

*bites tongue*

I want to meet Ms K.

 :lol:

Be careful what you wish for  :E

The first time I met her she was wearing her underwear on the outside  :lol:

I want to go to Russia and pick up a bride go to a breaks gig.

Apparently they get 2000+ people raving per night at breaks gigs... It's HUGE over there!

I couldnt think of anything worse.... raving with 2000 russians to breaks!


 :E

What about Gabber  :whut: :crazy:

To own DJ Tonka - Phunk-Ky on vinyl, or at least download it for the meantime, hehe.

Clarity and definition :)

to quit my job and leave the country now

Sweetheart I love you so much  :inlove:

I want you to be happy.

The wireless to work on my f*cking laptop. IT'S NOT THAT HARD ! JUST WORK, DAMMIT !

I wanna be in Sydney!

HUMPH!!!

... for some people to stop thinking that I am as dumb as a fucking door nail and treating me as such. I didn't come down in the last frickin' shower, you know!  :fist:

*pukes*

... more time please.
... a long holiday in far away places.
... to see Ribbon.
... more money please.

awwww thanx ladyface! eye heart ewe two!!!!!

I want it to be Wednesday and this job interview to be over already!

good luck ribbo!

:thumbsup:

....to go home already.  :bash:

....Ben & Jerrys Ice Cream.  :P

...this cover for my phone :drool:  :rice:

(http://mylovingly.com/productpictures/facia/nokia/6300-pure-gold/6300_pure_gold_main_auc.jpg)

...to rename this thread WANT! as I had envisaged it, before Lexy made it.

Ahhh a new TV

this pain to go away. damn u sunburn  :bash: :cry:

i want this tee its hotter than the sun!

(http://www.dollydagger.co.uk/prodimages/highschool-hellcats-tee-300.jpg)

A car!

Woot, how exciting!

Do you have your licence Sal?

sure do :)

0o0o0o beaten Simon to it??  :lol:

Good for you :)

 Lets be real that isnt exactly an accomplishment.

 I am starting the process of getting mine in the uni holidays tho, need it for in the next couple of years.

 I want - new jeans

          - more RAM (still)
 
          - some cool hiking boot things

         

:lol:

I need to get mine again soon!

You can grab some from thsi place called MSY for like 40> and that's a gig of DDR2.

or is your computer a Mac  :E

 PC!!!

 Yeah MSY is prolly where I will get it.

PQA 2G Kit-1066 (2x1G) for $74, you can't go wrong with that, or if your looking for a single gig it's 34 bucks, and that's the best speed (1066mhz) for DDR2 ram if I recall correctly.

i want that shirt too! damn ribbo, u have the best taste!

:lol:

I see shirts like that around the markets here all the time, I was thinking it's very much a Thai kind of fashion the long t-shirt+dress deal. A lot of them are sporting the newsprint/magazine style screen printing too, I've seen a few with something like an OK magazine cover on them. I'll keep a camera handy and take a pic for you next time, see if you like it, it might end up cheaper for you girls other than Ebay?

....a month Off.

 :tumbleweed:

Edit - Not sure if it's a Want or a Need!! :hehe:

to fly home for a few hours. if only it wasnt so far away
*sigh*

yes please! love those markets :D

i'd give anything to be where you are right now babe.

toughen up, your not missing much   :)  :inlove:

yah, it'll all be fine tomoz...just one of 'those' days.

u know how tis im sure ;)

see u in the happy thread tomorrow! :hehe:

To understand life.

I know how it feels girly, most don't understand until they are away..and I am closer to home than you are so *hugs*

to kill my ex boyfriend, chop him up into tiny peices and feed him to sharks. Preferably in a hot country.

*sigh*

Nice.

So you're single now eh?

:E

The best revenge is to fuck another guy. Preferably in a hot country!

 :wave:

And once she's done with you, look what you have to look forward to!!!

 smooth  :pimp:

Mario doing me from behind?

I was thinking more along the lines of the killing, the chopping up into little pieces, the feeding to the sharks and all that bizzo. Anal rape, Mario styles, is nothing to look forward to. 32 bit sprite doesn't even touch the sides.

You think she would have the energy to chop me into pieces whilst dealing with the shame of just having had my dick inside her?

Not likely.

 :( to finally get at least 2 vip tickets to groove is in the park tomorrow...and for the other 2 peoples to get it together so i can get 4...if not they will have to organize it themselves!:doh:

 :cross: i want my vip ticket soooo badly & i want to know who the secret person performing will be :music:

New Nikes... :smash:

ewww noddy you just take it to the next level!

Just venting! Making me feel better! Ive vented a lot this morning! I dont think sleeping on a friends sofa for the last 2 days has helped my anger lol !  :biggrin:

I want.....  to have my life back!

Wake up next to me and you'll really have something to vent about.

 Syphilis?

Gingervitis!

  :lol:

 touche'

But seriously though, what could be a better way of getting back at an ex-boyfriend than fucking me of all people.

No dude alive is gonna survive that kind of kick in the face.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

its funny cause its true! oh the shame! :hurl:

anyways, i want to go out on fri to the ed for dubstep but i cant! :(

LOL

Noddy. I would love to, but you dont even reply to my random msn messages so how are you and me going to manage the full monty?

Have you thought that maybe I don't want to talk but just fuck?

You chicks will never understand that.

... chocolate, pastries, donuts... damn cravings!!

Had no idea you were into that kind of thing.

:lol:  :hurl:

Do tell!

Pics in the sneaker freakers thread or STFU!  :E

I want.... NEW ENTOURAGE.

It has been long enough already.

was talking about that with gary yesterday, bloody writers strike!!!

... lemon cheesecake! Damnit.

i want to go op shopping today, will have to leave it until tomorrow.

i want my friends wedding and all this bridesmaid stuff to be over so that i can start saving money so i can go o/s!

... the hot hot clothes I found on eBay last night!!

.. a million dollars
.. my holiday not to be over
.. to be less confused
.. more motivation
.. a million dollars
.. a full body massage
.. a new car
.. a million dollars
.. world peace

 :lol:

I want these ones....

(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8426/801ap7.jpg)

i want to go back to bed... :zzz:

stupid work!

:punch:

:lol:

I want everything I can't have, including a million dollars!! GRR!

lol

Me too :(

I think the only thing on my list that is attainable right now is the full body massage

shotgun  :lol:

 :lol:



Lookin' good Ness!

0o0o0o0oo0o0 Would you like me to give it to you Lucy?

I need one too ;)

.. to know for certain when Peachey is getting home :smash:

this wishy-washy "sometime possibly this week" just isn't doing it for me :crazy:

 

I want Nat to know when Peachey is getting home too.. I feel your frustration baby

... the painkillers to work already *screams*
... for everyone who is sad, lonely, bored, confused, etc to be better... *head pats*
... TO BE RICH RICH RICH *evil laugh*
... I also want Nat to know when Peachy is getting home.
... to be able to find Rina's new mobile number *grrr*
... to be my goal weight already.

i want an iphone! when are they coming out here?

I've heard mid year

I want to not miss out on all the music festivals my friends are going to cos i have to save money for Europe

I hate missing out!!! *cries*

u can buy itouch's that can be unlocked for a fee, from ebay and a few adverts are around town (adelaide) too

...i want to know when both Peachey AND Matty will be home!!!

...AND also I want to have Matty home so we can get our drunk on AND work out who our new housemate will be! *drumrolls*

u wont be missing out when u are at a festival a ZILLION times better with crazy awesome acts and new party friends n the like! overseas, of course

they are EVERYWHERE here. the 8gig one is around $300 i think. Trav has been lookin into em, i'll suss it out for ya's

..my Zelda tattoo.
..a Gameboy.
..GTAIV.
..a Blue DS.
..a trillion dollar bill.

I want one too!

*holds onto crappy old phone a bit longer*

if the ones here are compatible with Oz, we might hafta organise a shipment!!

(same with Mac...omigod, so cheap!)

why do u want a gameboy?

The US ones are locked to AT&T but some smart cookie has released an unlocking program now. I'm hearing of heaps of issues with the unlocked phones and hassles with firmware updates,etc. that international markets don't support...met a few people with them over here though. I think they were around 20000 baht (~700AUD) for the 8GB in December when I saw one this Dutch guy bought. Pretty sick when he was viewing his pictures and you turn the phone on it's side and it smoothly flips the photo into landscape view. Slick as!

Best bet to be safe is wait for a local release but if you absolutely have to be among the first to have such things then go with an import and try your luck...

If you want an I Phone I suggest you wait until 2.0 comes out. The first version doesnt have 3G, MMS and you can only send an SMS to one person at a time. This should be fixed when the 2.0 version is released in May. I am not sure when they will be released in Australia. They are extremely flashy but from all reports I have heard as a phone they are a bit on the average side.

may i remind u all of this:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

e70 ftw!

just read it again HAHHA

 
Anna that's hilarious.

hahaha iKNOW! i love this dude's rants!

i want to not be getting sick and for things to start looking up.

I have my reasons ;p

I've got one :p

I want the old guy on Gardening Australia to do our answering machine message.... and if I ever get a talking gps I want it to be his voice telling me where to go!

Amen

OMG I WANT THE LITTLE KID THAT'S ON ELLEN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

A purple llama.

So do I.

But I dare say our intentions would be different.

The iPhone one is awesome (and relevant) and so is the beating your children one. Sometimes I wish I were as angry as Maddox.

I want to feel better
I want for my heart to feel full again
I want to feel joy and love
I want for suffering to end
And love to touch everyones lives

I also want to get layed by a totally sexy hunk of a man  But we cant have everything can we 

*laid 

..my sinus to go away.

i can help you with one of those.....



i find salvital usually makes most people feel better


 

I would love it if there was a control station which could completely eradicate certain people from your life.

They don't have to die or whatever, just like an ignore function. Neither has to deal with either ever again.

Wouldn't it be nice!!



i concur on the salvital - i love it

A real life ignore function?!?!

I'll take one please.

i already want another tattoo, and there's a new tatt joint opened in Bath so it may well be on its way!

put on one of these and you wont have to see or listen to those you want to ignore

That would be sweeeeeet.

and yes sal is quite vital

but you will look like a tool 

...a job!

I have worked three weeks so far this year, and have not been on he dole. Can see myself needing to go rural again after my lease is up to pay off my debts.

Man this sucks!

..my bike back!!! 

... more sleep.

not to have to work today.

It to be Thursday afternoon already!

... more money.

..an outlet for this aggravation!

Ken oath cobber

only a few more hours til strokin it wednesday

...only what i need to survive... 

... more time.

a new audi

Oh shit, thanks Khem. I nearly forgot! Only a few hours left here!


I want something i really should have! Dam you rules!

a rich old bitch to look after me...ie buy me shit..

suga mama!

 Pretty sure Rose Hancock-Porteous is on the market these days.

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i want a bike but i also want to live 4 a few more years i know what im like

yeah i would love a bike but not around these parts....

safe as fuck in asia where there are millions on the road at any given time, but everyone is looking out for one another

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edit: i know that corner

I prefer the phrase Sugar Nanny

You're spot on, I felt so safe when I went on a motorbike holiday of Bali. After a few days of getting used to it, you feel like you've been doing it for years and all the locals help if you get stuck.
I was amazed when I first got out of the airport though, I thought that the taxi was going to clean everyone up!

i want a massage please

i want to go home

i want my slippers

i want my blanky

i want my couch

i want i want i want...

*stamps foot*

 

Ooo you should work here, we get free ones every month. Ahhhhh

I want my tummy to stop hurting.

to go home and get my drink on. 1hr and counting.

rub and tug??

was that an offer or a request?

....to know how much I'm gettin paid this Friday. 

... my pay to go in tonight so I can Cumby it up with kru

... someone to come and pack for me.
... to be in a land afar looking after sick love's.

a Lamborghini Reventon.

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Its actuall powered by electricity apparently

 That is a sick looking car

I want 2x Pioneer CDJmk3
          2x Technics 1200's
          and a crap load of vinyls
dont need a new mixer yet, mine is fine

to not have to go to work today

... for it to be Saturday when I wake up in the morning.
... for things to change.

belly rubs

For my money situation to be fixed.
I would also like to erase the last three years of money wasting and start a fresh!!

I'd like bigger boobs. Or a Skyline. They probably cost around the same ... hrmm ...

I'd like to be able to get back to Adelaide this weekend...

Last time I checked Jetstar had $48 flights oneway (eachway)

Dunno about that... do you plan on getting comprehensive insurance for your boobs?

Hahahahaha ... third party, fire and theft ??! For boobs .. hahahahaha

I recall there's some celebrities out there who've insured their major assets. Pam Anderson might be one of them, I know Betty Grable insured her legs back in the 40's...

J Lo insured her ass for a bull shit amount of money.. In excess if 1m

 Ya reckon her husband would have to pay the excess if he wanted butt secks?

na as long as you are over 25 with a rating 1 you're good to go 

  good point.. surely there would be a butt sex claw

part of the rating 1 means you can drive in the mud 

A monkey butler.

 

got a monkey suit?

i want to be able to fly like i can in my dreams.

sheesh, that was funny.

... a frikken job!!

Can't get out to my spot at Roxby cos the boss is on goddamn holidays FFS!!

Should have a perm one lined up here by the end of the week. 

what do you do up there mate, or hope to do? you got a trade?

holidays!

and kurko to get a frikken job

yeah, industrial electrician. i fix big machines and automated processes in factories, and also upgrade the factories.

all the job agencies i have been enrolled in have had no work for months, and the one that i forgot the name of, but remembered the name of the guy there who kept asking me to work for them apparently had heaps of work.

they hadn't contacted me because i was going to contact them when my ankle was better but i forgot who they were (never was given a business card)

now they have a surplus of positions.... about fucking time!!

as if three other agencies who normally have a great supply of work have none for months, and this one mob has plenty.

ah well.... looks like i don't have to go to roxby then!

ok cool, i may be able to get you a job in brisbane soon. i should be heading up there soon to work with a mate who has his own business.

I want more money and less work!

Coke works for me.

a pink iphone!

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  That is so girly!






I want one too.

a fresh brain

although i'd probably only fuck that 1 up too

my new phone today and not tomorrow.
more new stockings

and a cowbell

 Fixed