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Started by plasticman · 30 May 2006 · 30 of about 239 posts survive · see it on the Wayback Machine

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trashy_chicaJoined: 05 Apr 2004
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 3:11pm
DeathMaze wrote:

done and done!

But now I have nothing to add Sad
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haha ok

wanna steal a shopping trolley OVER their anti-shopping trolley stealing fence things?? I cant believe someone gets EMPLOYED to push the lil button to open the gate for your pram or whatever!!

we also wanted to intentionally dent the outside walls, did u notice the guard rail?

or maybe get lots of people and walk in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION to the guiding arrows? Razz

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DeathMazeJoined: 03 May 2004
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 3:23pm
trashy_chica wrote:
wanna steal a shopping trolley OVER their anti-shopping trolley stealing fence things?? I cant believe someone gets EMPLOYED to push the lil button to open the gate for your pram or whatever!!


I walked out of the shop and kept on walking while saying "were's the gap? where's the gap?" coz I was looking for the gap to push my trolley through, and then there wasn't a gap and I threw a tantrum for a second and a man laughed at me and I had to look normal so he would stop laughing but we both knew I was a dickhead Sad

ROFL
lexyJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 3:26pm
DeathMaze wrote:
trashy_chica wrote:
wanna steal a shopping trolley OVER their anti-shopping trolley stealing fence things?? I cant believe someone gets EMPLOYED to push the lil button to open the gate for your pram or whatever!!


I walked out of the shop and kept on walking while saying "were's the gap? where's the gap?" coz I was looking for the gap to push my trolley through, and then there wasn't a gap and I threw a tantrum for a second and a man laughed at me and I had to look normal so he would stop laughing but we both knew I was a dickhead Sad

ROFL


BWAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFL

You funny mole! That sounds like something I would do LOL



.: When all the stars were falling, I reached up like you said; All the stars were falling, one hit me in the head; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down, down.

When all the stars were falling, they fell from above; And I thought of hate, and I thought of hate; And then I thought of love; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down .:
trashy_chicaJoined: 05 Apr 2004
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 3:33pm
that is awesomely funny chica!!!! nice one!

worst job ever there, i'd reckon...

mmmm i am gonna go in a ninja disguise hahahaha..or jedi! jedi

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Miss SarahJoined: 18 Nov 2005
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 3:46pm
Poor Ikea, let me know what weekend your all going so I can be sure to find an alternate time.

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DeathMazeJoined: 03 May 2004
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 4:10pm
trashy_chica wrote:
mmmm i am gonna go in a ninja disguise hahahaha..or jedi! jedi


I'm going to disguise myself as an ikea staff member.... and go around asking everyone if they require any assistance Big Grin
lexyJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 30 May 2006, 6:11pm
DeathMaze wrote:
trashy_chica wrote:
mmmm i am gonna go in a ninja disguise hahahaha..or jedi! jedi


I'm going to disguise myself as an ikea staff member.... and go around asking everyone if they require any assistance Big Grin


ROFL

Yeah and then you can ask one of us and do something completely inappropriate like humping each other and you have to talk in a Swedish accent.



.: When all the stars were falling, I reached up like you said; All the stars were falling, one hit me in the head; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down, down.

When all the stars were falling, they fell from above; And I thought of hate, and I thought of hate; And then I thought of love; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down .:
DeathMazeJoined: 03 May 2004
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Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 9:02pm
ikea is pathetic Tongue

I went there today and would have been happy to buy any one of five things that I wanted.... but every single one of them were sold out Cry Baby
dubbdJoined: 09 Aug 2003
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Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 9:08pm
DeathMaze wrote:
ikea is pathetic Tongue

I went there today and would have been happy to buy any one of five things that I wanted.... but every single one of them were sold out Cry Baby

same, went to get a desk lamp the other week and the one i wanted was sold out so we went to another shop and got one there. i got a alarm clock for $2 too and it ticks so loud that you can't get to sleep anyway and then you don't wanna take the battery out cos then you won't wake up. good old catch 22. piece of crap!

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plasticmanJoined: 03 Nov 2004
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Posted: 16 Jun 2006, 10:06pm
i still havent been Rolling Eyes

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TurbulentBassJoined: 30 May 2006
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Posted: 17 Jun 2006, 8:03am
plasticman wrote:
i still havent been Rolling Eyes

need summa dem sweeeeedish meat balls Smash fuck the furniture Cool


Those meatballs are hotness.....sooo tasty.

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melJoined: 09 Aug 2003
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Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 10:12am
I still haven't been! I'm taking my mum and dad to the airport on Sunday morning so I reckon I'll pop in then..... Hopefully not EVERYTHING is sold out like i've heard from a lot of peeps. Rolling Eyes

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chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
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Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 10:40am
warped fairy wrote:
reckon i might pop down to ikea this weekend for lunch...


what a hotdog out the front?

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mazmoJoined: 10 Aug 2003
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Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 2:11pm
mel wrote:
I still haven't been! I'm taking my mum and dad to the airport on Sunday morning so I reckon I'll pop in then..... Hopefully not EVERYTHING is sold out like i've heard from a lot of peeps. Rolling Eyes


of all the stuff lex and i got on the weekend, there was only one thing that was sold out, and we only saw 1 other item that was also sold out.

im totally sold on ikea In Love!
lexyJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 9:23pm
YEAH we LOVE Ikea lady! In Love!



.: When all the stars were falling, I reached up like you said; All the stars were falling, one hit me in the head; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down, down.

When all the stars were falling, they fell from above; And I thought of hate, and I thought of hate; And then I thought of love; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down .:
QuazzaJoined: 12 Jan 2005
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 12:20am
warped fairy wrote:
haha! no chris, meatballs, swedish ones!! Droooool



big wraps on those fuckers,i thought they sucked

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mazmoJoined: 10 Aug 2003
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 3:57pm
lexy liked her baguette, and i had this salmon gravalax thing (similar to smoked salmon fir the non culinary types) and they were well tasty!
lexyJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 6:36pm
Nessa wrote:
lexy wrote:
YEAH we LOVE Ikea lady! In Love!


What did you end up buying Lexy?


I got two Klippan lounges, two bedside cabinets and a shelving unit for my second bedroom... oh and two throw rugs for the lounges and two cheese graters Mr. Green

I was going to get a display/bookcase thing for my lounge but they were sold out in the colour I wanted. There's heaps more stuff I want, just have to get some more cash together and then I'm going back Mr. Green In Love!



.: When all the stars were falling, I reached up like you said; All the stars were falling, one hit me in the head; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down, down.

When all the stars were falling, they fell from above; And I thought of hate, and I thought of hate; And then I thought of love; And I fell down, down, down; And I fell down, down .:
YakJoined: 18 Aug 2003
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 6:58pm
lexy wrote:
YEAH we LOVE Ikea lady! In Love!


I LOVE Ikea too, and i've not been yet. They are here, but to date have no need to go. Soon time tho, soon times.

We have Argos here also, Which we LOVE!!! where you order products either online or through catalogues in the shop. You don't actually see the product on shelves n the like, but within a few minutes they bring it out to you and you pay for it. Helluva lot cheaper than in other shops too!.
DeathMazeJoined: 03 May 2004
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 7:53pm
mazmo wrote:
salmon gravalax


Isn't he a character from star trek? Eh?

Ikea is still pissing me off Tongue

Oh we don't know when we will get all those things in stock again, keep checking back until we do Tongue

I'm going back there tomorrow for a mirror, and then I'll have to go back there at least one or two times more as they get what I want in stock Sad

If it sells out in three day, buy more of it bitches Angry!!!

And one of the next times I go there when all the kids are in the ball pit I'm going to run up to the glass and RRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH monster roar at them..... tehe Embarassed
jayarJoined: 10 Aug 2003
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 7:56pm
Yak wrote:

Argos
Helluva lot cheaper than in other shops too!.


yeah, but argos is cheap shit and breaks much faster than everything else so you end up paying the same in the long run.

ikea is poo

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roughandtumbleJoined: 18 Aug 2003
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Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 8:19pm
argos is proper pikey business...

that's where all the dodgy sharons get their cheap gold jewellery