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The Family Guy Quote Thread

Started by lilhef · 3 Feb 2006 · 5 posts survive · see it on the Wayback Machine

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lilhefJoined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 299
Posted: 3 Feb 2006, 11:26pmSubject: The Family Guy Quote Thread
Well I've decided to copy the Simpsons quote thread and make a Family guy one since there are just as many great quotes and the show crosses so many lines and I'm gonna start with the one line my fiance loved in the movie

Lois: "Cmon Stewie it's ok to swim, the water won't bite you"

Stewie: "What a stupid thing to say. Of course it won't bite, YOU DROWN IN IT YOU MORON"
MoNkEyWReNcHJoined: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 395
Posted: 4 Feb 2006, 8:07am
Diane: and in later news. i finally got my period....back to you tom

Tom: well thank goodness for that, well you and your brother must be morning over the two headed offspring that might have been.....and now to blackie with the weather


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OutsiderJoined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,239
Posted: 4 Feb 2006, 10:04am
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again.



Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

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CasaJoined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 698
Posted: 4 Feb 2006, 5:07pm
Vacuum Cleaner Repair Man: Mr Griffin, we fixed your vacuum cleaner. Seems there was a half eaten meatball clogging it up.

Peter: Did you save it?

Vacuum Cleaner Repair Man: No Sir.


*Peter squints eyes and looks vengeful*

Peter: Baaastid....

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