Dear Khem

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 12:03am**

sweet

just finished now anyways hehe

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 9:54am**

Dear Khem,

Today I havn't had any probs with the pop up!! thanks a lot that thing really pissed me off!! But I'm happier today it's all good....

I thought I'd been on some weird porn site too but I only visit bangbros.com once a week.

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 11:48am**

Dear Khem,

Since you are wise and all knowing and all that jazz, when is HIM coming to Austalia, also do you know if they will be coming to Adelaide when thye do come here?

Thanks,

Rocking-out, SA

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 1:38pm**

Dont mind a bit of HIM either (and no im not messing around)

I downloaded a song it was titles as HIM but it was by Svenia from the black heart album or something - is this right ?? or is that another similar band - very similar styles..

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 2:28pm**

Dear Khem,

Please disregard previous question. Found my answer and also a ticket for their Queensland gig

New question though, as someone who used to work for the Government, do you recommend leaving it? I'm in two minds about.

Frost - They're different bands, but yes their styles are incredibly similar.

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 3:02pm**

most people i know who worked for government then leave, wish they didnt.

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 3:36pm**

If you work for the government and don't like your job, it might be worth looking around for other government job instead of leaving altogether.

The standards and opportunities in different govt jobs vary so widely that it may be possible to find a govt job that is completely different from the one you currently have.... maybe.....

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 9:17pm**

rockshow girl wrote:

Dear Khem,

Please disregard previous question. Found my answer and also a ticket for their Queensland gig

New question though, as someone who used to work for the Government, do you recommend leaving it? I'm in two minds about.

Frost - They're different bands, but yes their styles are incredibly similar.

leaving the govt would probably mean better pay but you would probably have to actually work for it. i did sweet fa in the govt. ahh those were the days...

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 9:21pm**

Dear Khem,

Who are HIM and are they any good?

Thanks
Non-HIM believer

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 9:30pm**

finnish rock band

http://www.heartagram.com/

not huge on the whole 'band' thing so you may want to ask someone else's opinion or maybe track down some of their material

Posted: **14 Feb 2006, 9:38pm**

Dear Khem

Why is it that so many people stress or care about such miniscule things?

and on a brighter note

What virus protection/firewall/spyware remover programs do you endorse/use?

Josh

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 1:41am**

i dont really use much in the way of firewall/av. i run trend housecall every month or so and it always comes up clean. i run adaware and spybot on a similar basis and that cleans up a bit of stuff but i dont find that it improves performance much after the scan, just removes some dubious cookies.

since starting my new job ive been told im the most stress free, unphasable person half my team have met. i dont see the point in stressing but ive dealt with customers who have a fit over the cost of the call they make to talk to us to fix a problem they are usually responsible for anyway. to me, stress is wasted energy that could be put to better use.

then again, things that seem miniscule to me and you could mean the world to someone else...

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 1:50am**

Dear Khem,

Why do I bother?

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 1:55am**

funkyj wrote:

Dear Khem,

Why do I bother?

if you dont, who else will?

Question

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 2:27am**

dear khem

why is english weather so fucking erratic?

coats goes on coat goes off coat goes on coat goes off

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:10am**

miss ribbon wrote:

coats goes on coat goes off coat goes on coat goes off

that's excerise for most British people, innit?

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:14am**

just be thankful you have the coat in the first place

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:29am**

Dear Khem,

Why does my boyfriend sleep so much?
I dont think he made it to work today...
Do you think he really is a koala?

luv Sal xx

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 11:44am**

he sleeps so much cos he lets himself sleep so much that his body now thinks it needs to.

bloody spanks.

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 12:01pm**

thats like my house mate his minimum sleep is 12 hours

my norm is about 6 hours even on days of and weekends... after 6 hours i normally stir and rise.

but thats just me i only like productive time in the sack

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 12:03pm**

dear khem

why will out-drink dave on friday is it because im a great man with uber drinking skills or perhaps my superior liver?

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 12:27pm**

Outsider wrote:

dear khem

why will out-drink dave on friday is it because im a great man with uber drinking skills or perhaps my superior liver?

I believe it may be because your liver has not sustained as much damage as myne

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 12:46pm**

dirty dave wrote:

Outsider wrote:

dear khem

why will out-drink dave on friday is it because im a great man with uber drinking skills or perhaps my superior liver?

I believe it may be because your liver has not sustained as much damage as myne

hehe oi dave man so your up for a bit of drinking tiff on fri? a drinking duel if you will

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 3:57pm**

Dear Khem

What is the name of those old skool bike helmets commonly known as 'stack hats', and which inspire timmehs haircut?!

Ta

Helmet lover

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 3:58pm**

trashy_chica wrote:

Dear Khem

What is the name of those old skool bike helmets commonly known as 'stack hats', and which inspire timmehs haircut?!

Ta

Helmet lover

i do believe they are actually called stack ahts aren't they

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:04pm**

yep, stack hats for sure.

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:07pm**

nothing comes up in the google search that looks anything like them tho!!

so back to square one, they must have a diff name...

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:15pm**

trashy_chica wrote:

nothing comes up in the google search that looks anything like them tho!!

so back to square one, they must have a diff name...

do you want one?? let me know if so and what colour i see them all the time at markets and op shops and will grab you one

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 4:16pm**

hha nah, just wanted to show a german phd student what the bike helmets USEDTA look like...! they dont have to wear em in europe, and think even our cool-looking ones are ghey Razz

*edit* tis all good, its called the ROSEBANK stackhat, cant find any pics of the ol 1983 version Razz

Posted: **15 Feb 2006, 9:23pm**

this is the best image i could find of a stack hat

Outsider wrote:

dear khem

why will out-drink dave on friday is it because im a great man with uber drinking skills or perhaps my superior liver?

dave will own you. he has been training since birth, i daresay he would barely break a sweat.

Sal wrote:

Dear Khem,

Why does my boyfriend sleep so much?
I dont think he made it to work today...
Do you think he really is a koala?

luv Sal xx

dont think he is furry enough to be a koala and the whole time ive known him i havent seen him eat any eucalyptus leaves. i think its just cos he is plain lazy, you dont need to go making up excuses for him.

miss ribbon wrote:

dear khem

why is english weather so fucking erratic?

coats goes on coat goes off coat goes on coat goes off

ahh you should have done your research before travelling half way around the world. the english coat dance is the official dance of england. it is also well documented that english weather is shit.

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 3:36pm**

GRIMEY wrote:

DeathMaze wrote:

Dear Khem

Where the hell is my History of Breaks cd?

It's not in it's case, and I've looked through the rest of my cd's and it's not there

Yours massively

Mz Breakless

It will be in the last place you look

And where will that be???

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:02pm**

dear khem

will ms deathmaze and i ever meet face to face????

mrs maz

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:18pm**

Maybe I'm imaginary Confused

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:35pm**

Sorry DeathMaze I assumed you were a boy.

DeathMaze sounds so masculine. Doesnt sound as masculine now I know your a woman though.

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:38pm**

mazmo wrote:

dear khem

will ms deathmaze and i ever meet face to face????

mrs maz

It's over-rated, altho it wasnt our first time meeting she called me a fuckhead the last time we were out and about

Nah, she's cool! Deathmaze, you're alright

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:57pm**

LD wrote:

It's over-rated, altho it wasnt our first time meeting she called me a fuckhead the last time we were out and about

Hey you

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Paul - you're a fuckhead

And Sarah, don't believe the rumours, I'm all man baby

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 4:59pm**

DeathMaze wrote:

And Sarah, don't believe the rumours, I'm all man baby

Whatever! You are so hot woman!

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 5:05pm**

LD wrote:

DeathMaze wrote:

And Sarah, don't believe the rumours, I'm all man baby

Whatever! You are so hot woman!

Thanks, that means a lot coming from a man who eats scorpions in his spare time Razz

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 5:10pm**

DeathMaze wrote:

LD wrote:

DeathMaze wrote:

And Sarah, don't believe the rumours, I'm all man baby

Whatever! You are so hot woman!

Thanks, that means a lot coming from a man who eats scorpions in his spare time Razz

Theres my point proven

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 5:27pm**

LD wrote:

It's under my drink, serving its duty as a drinks coaster like all breaks CD's should be!

[/end pointless dig at breaks cos really I dont mind them at all]

history of breaks isnt really the "new school breaks" that comes to mind when you hear breaks though.. its more like old school funk and hip hop. thats what makes it so good

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 5:35pm**

Dear Khem. How do you tie a knot in a snake (as in, the lollies) while it's in your mouth. Someone on tv did it and i reckon it would help get me chicks...

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 6:58pm**

mazmo wrote:

ahhhh del, always looking for the remainder

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 7:11pm**

Dear Khem whats the cheapest way to get something a little bigger than a Roland W30 over here from melb???

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 9:00pm**

Im coming back twice during march.

We should talk, i may be willing to traffic...

Dear Khem,

Will the Keyboard-Guitar ever make a come back? Also, should i be the one to head this revolution?

ta

FIGHT THE POWER!

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 9:16pm**

mazmo wrote:

Khem wrote:

they are cheering cowbells apparently: http://www.cowbell.com/torino/ they help the crowd make some noise, kinda like those plastic clappers they gave out at other sporting events.

especially handy since they all fly past at great speeds and they are in real windy places so the yelloing gets drowned out.

i live the cowbell, its cool

Its also so that the jumpers can hear where the ground is. if that makes sense...

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 9:36pm**

Bassgirl wrote:

mazmo wrote:

Khem wrote:

they are cheering cowbells apparently: http://www.cowbell.com/torino/ they help the crowd make some noise, kinda like those plastic clappers they gave out at other sporting events.

especially handy since they all fly past at great speeds and they are in real windy places so the yelloing gets drowned out.

i live the cowbell, its cool

Its also so that the jumpers can hear where the ground is. if that makes sense...

makes sense to me!

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 9:54pm**

Bassgirl wrote:

Dear Khem,

Will the Keyboard-Guitar ever make a come back? Also, should i be the one to head this revolution?

ya never know, all that 80's shit has come back. if mullets can be accepted into society again i cant see why the keyboard guitar cant.

CATASTROPHIC wrote:

Dear Khem whats the cheapest way to get something a little bigger than a Roland W30 over here from melb???

you would walk it. may not be the most practical or quickest way, but you did ask for the cheapest.

leezee wrote:

Dear Khem. How do you tie a knot in a snake (as in, the lollies) while it's in your mouth.

with your tongue

mazmo wrote:

dear khem

will ms deathmaze and i ever meet face to face????

mrs maz

havent you guys met yet? surely...

DeathMaze wrote:

Dear Khem

Where the hell is my History of Breaks cd?

who cares? breaks are ghey

Bassgirl wrote:

Dear Khem,

My housemate has stolen my salad container thing, So now i have nothing to take my salad for lunch to work in. I dont want to take a bowl. What are my other options?

ta

buy a new salad container thing. or you can steal something of your housemate's back and hold it for ransom.

Lozz wrote:

Dear Khem,

what would be the safest option:

going for a run through the quiet backstreets past houses

or

going for a run along the main or busier roads where there arent so many houses but way more cars and people?

unfit, SA

depends where the backstreets are, but as has been already mentioned your safest option is not running.

Sound Of The Underground wrote:

dear khem

why cant we for 1 time just have a massive line up like this for the heavy heads??

Ink & Loxy
Friction & Pendulum
Teebee & Noisia
Phace & Black Sun Empire
Spirit & Gremlinz
Phobia & Skitty
Vicious Circle & Unknown Error
Prolix & Nocturnal
MC'S 2Shy / Rage / AD / Verse / SP

has somethin fo all

$$$

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 10:31pm**

Dear Khem,

Where ever did you learn to quote so well?

Posted: **23 Feb 2006, 11:22pm**

Lozz wrote:

Dear Khem,

what would be the safest option:

going for a run through the quiet backstreets past houses

or

going for a run along the main or busier roads where there arent so many houses but way more cars and people?

unfit, SA

They best place to go running is on a grassy oval.
Ledgend footy bloke Ron Berassi told me (through a TV) that running on cement or hard surfaces is the worst thing you can do for your knees and if you want to be able to walk when your older, run on some soft grass instead. Trust Ron, he knows and he's a top bloke.

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 10:03am**

Khem wrote:

mazmo wrote:

dear khem

will ms deathmaze and i ever meet face to face????

mrs maz

havent you guys met yet? surely...

You should know how elusive I am!
I said hi to her at Bass Bubbles, think it was around 2001?
But she doesn't remember

I will be sure to make more of an impact next time

However I did send her a pic of me, which is more than anyone else has received

Khem wrote:

DeathMaze wrote:

Dear Khem

Where the hell is my History of Breaks cd?

who cares? breaks are ghey

In your face Khem... despite your lack of assistance I found it (inside an Itch-e and Scratch-e cd).... you're right though, it's not that great! But it's got some classic tracks like Hip Hop Phenomenon and The Gift.

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 10:33am**

DeathMaze wrote:

Khem wrote:

mazmo wrote:

dear khem

will ms deathmaze and i ever meet face to face????

mrs maz

havent you guys met yet? surely...

You should know how elusive I am!
I said hi to her at Bass Bubbles, think it was around 2001?
But she doesn't remember

I will be sure to make more of an impact next time

However I did send her a pic of me, which is more than anyone else has received

that was six years ago, i dont even remember half that night except dancing lots, thinking storm was starting to look pretty old and the ribbzy dance.

what i dont get, is how YOU rememebr a chance meeting, either you have a memeory like an elephant, or my festivus top made an impression.

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 11:24am**

Hahahhaaa... I love the Ribbzy dance..... I'm doing it now

I remember you because in my whole 15 years of raving, I'm pretty sure the only people I have recognised from the internet and introduced myself to are khem, LD, you and melly

I've only spoken to LD twice, you and melly once. For some reason khem seems to be the only one I don't always get too shy to talk to

I'm extremely unsociable in real life... until you get to know me, and even then I can be unsociable

*puts elbows up, wiggles and ribbzy dances out of the thread*

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 11:28am**

DeathMaze wrote:

Hahahhaaa... I love the Ribbzy dance..... I'm doing it now

I remember you because in my whole 15 years of raving, I'm pretty sure the only people I have recognised from the internet and introduced myself to are khem, LD, you and melly

I've only spoken to LD twice, you and melly once. For some reason khem seems to be the only one I don't always get too shy to talk to

I'm extremely unsociable in real life... until you get to know me, and even then I can be unsociable

*puts elbows up, wiggles and ribbzy dances out of the thread*

*joins in*

oh well maybe next time.... just ribbsy dance and i will know who you are!

Posted: **24 Feb 2006, 11:47am**

mazmo wrote:

oh well maybe next time.... just ribbsy dance and i will know who you are!

Done and done!

The scary thing is I actually do dance more like ribbsy these days

image not archived: funkyj.gif · Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:21pm**

Dear Khem,

Where do I find that Firefox extension for the BOM.gov.au website that shows the weather forcast in my browser?

Thanks!

Mr CBF'd Looking

Posted: **25 Feb 2006, 5:34pm**

funkyj wrote:

Dear Khem,

Where do I find that Firefox extension for the BOM.gov.au website that shows the weather forcast in my browser?

Thanks!

Mr CBF'd Looking

dont think it has anything to do with the BOM but forecast fox should do the trick

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 10:41am**

Dear Khem,

Will you please go and pick up some Hungry Jacks and potato chips for me?

Thank you.

Lexy xx

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 10:49am**

im afraid thats out of the questions

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 10:52am**

Goddamnit!

Posted: **26 Feb 2006, 11:08am**

hj's wuld go down well with me rite about now