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Started by CATASTROPHIC · 13 Dec 2005 · 30 of about 691 posts survive · see it on the Wayback Machine

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CATASTROPHICJoined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 532
Posted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:02pm
MOE : imagrants i new it was them even when it was the bears i new it was them Peculiar?

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dirty daveJoined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,895
Posted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:04pm
MOE : marge i don't know how to tell you this but i aint got enough booze in here to make you look good

northline massive bringin the grime and the Phat ass bassline everytime. KAPOW!!!

chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 6,895
Posted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:14pm
CATASTROPHIC wrote:
MOE : imagrants i new it was them even when it was the bears i new it was them Peculiar?


immigants Wink

dr hibbert - you know marge, a healthy baby can fetch upwards of $60,000.
marge - what! what are you saying.
dr hibbert - nothing, that was just a test. if you had acted any differently you'd be in jail now. simply a test. hehehehe

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StrykeModerator
Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3,346
Posted: 16 Dec 2005, 12:01am
Mrs Krabapple- ' So is there a Mrs Comic Book guy '

Comic Book Guy ' Well I was married once. In an online fantasy game. We were thinking of having children but that would have severely drained my power crystals'

LOL

Weez- ' Geez that numbers show is so fucking gay its not funny. They need a show with a guy who uses google to solve crime '
hayleyJoined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 2,547
Posted: 16 Dec 2005, 9:30am
Marge: "You lied about reading my book!!!"

Homer: "I didnt lie!...I wrote fiction with my mouth"
chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 6,895
Posted: 16 Dec 2005, 10:02am
moe on the phone:

'yeah, did you hear about homer and marge simpson. i can't believe it. ok ok, i'll have a large pepperoni pizza....and can you make it so that the pepperoni spells happy birthday moe. oh god i'm so lonely'

starts crying.

LOL

THE JUNGLE SECTOR - EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT @ BLACK CAT NIGHT CLUB
Join Patch, Fiction and Switch every week with rotating guests for your weekly drum and bass fix.

VIBE - whenever blake and daniel have a week off! haha.

it's all fun and games until someone loses a hymen.

i'm so post-modern that i took photo's of all of my clothes then made a suit out of the photo's.
KhemAdmin
Joined: 08 Aug 2003
Posts: 9,989
Posted: 16 Dec 2005, 9:00pm
homer - can i be the phantom of the opera

lisa - dad the phantom isnt in this

homer - but i do a great impression of him... oooh i am the gayest supervillian ever!! fear my scented candles... oooh scented!!


LOL

the r0b0ts are coming...



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NessaJoined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2,355
Posted: 22 Dec 2005, 2:48pm
Cop: Are you crazy or just senile?
Grandpa Simpson: A little from column A, a little from column B.

LOL




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deadsyJoined: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 30
Posted: 22 Dec 2005, 3:12pm
Ralph Wiggum :"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
NessaJoined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2,355
Posted: 23 Dec 2005, 2:52am
Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work!




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roostJoined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 143
Posted: 23 Dec 2005, 8:50am
Willie: And I reviewed the new tractors, they're all shite
bazJoined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 10
Posted: 23 Dec 2005, 9:29am
ralph wiggum: when i grow up, i wanna be a caterpillar...

"What would MacGyver do??"
DawgsDayJoined: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 6
Posted: 26 Dec 2005, 1:02am
JamesM wrote:
Homer - What would God do in this situation? Locusts!


"The Bible son; it's the pranksters bible"
Razz
DawgsDayJoined: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 6
Posted: 26 Dec 2005, 1:07am
Homer: "Marge, this is going to take all night, put on a pot of coffee... Drink it, and start making burgers!
NessaJoined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2,355
Posted: 26 Dec 2005, 1:13am
Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.




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mazmoJoined: 10 Aug 2003
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Posted: 28 Dec 2005, 1:32pm
homer - it takes 2 to lie marge..... one to lie, and one to listen!

crude... but effective!
NessaJoined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2,355
Posted: 28 Dec 2005, 9:11pm
mazmo wrote:
homer - it takes 2 to lie marge..... one to lie, and one to listen!


LOL My fave simpsons quote of all time!




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lilhefJoined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 302
Posted: 28 Dec 2005, 9:23pm
From the latest xmas episode

Homer singing:

"I must get a gift for my wife, or else I'll get no sex for life"
dirty daveJoined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,895
Posted: 17 Jan 2006, 1:22pm



NUFF SAID

northline massive bringin the grime and the Phat ass bassline everytime. KAPOW!!!

mazmoJoined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 6,150
Posted: 28 Jan 2006, 11:13am
monty - hmm thats strange, the blood usually gets off at the second floor.


gold episode.

crude... but effective!
DeathMazeJoined: 03 May 2004
Posts: 550
Posted: 2 Feb 2006, 10:51am
Homer: Free the Springfield two Marge, free the Springfield two!!

yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 6,895
Posted: 2 Feb 2006, 10:57am
homer: but what happened to your freak bus?
hippies: we got rid of it. in a way, it felt as if the sixties ended the day we sold that bus, december 31 1969.

grandpa at woodstock: what you need is some time with the national service. there must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere.

THE JUNGLE SECTOR - EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT @ BLACK CAT NIGHT CLUB
Join Patch, Fiction and Switch every week with rotating guests for your weekly drum and bass fix.

VIBE - whenever blake and daniel have a week off! haha.

it's all fun and games until someone loses a hymen.

i'm so post-modern that i took photo's of all of my clothes then made a suit out of the photo's.
dilemmaJoined: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 16
Posted: 3 Feb 2006, 12:24pm
when homer has a wheel lock on his car.

drink guy..well all i've got is mountain dew or crab juice.

homer...ewwwwww..mountain dew, gimme the crab juice. ROFL

if i dont see you through the week i'll see you through the window.
NessaJoined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2,355
Posted: 3 Feb 2006, 10:43pm
Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

LOL




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lilhefJoined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 302
Posted: 3 Feb 2006, 11:19pm
Mr Burns: "You'll have to go to Italy and pick it up for me"

Homer: "Can I bring my famiy?"

Mr Burns: "yes"

Homer: "And can I spend time with them?"

Mr Burns: "yes"

Homer: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
nadsJoined: 13 Oct 2003
Posts: 36
Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 8:12pm
Two of my faves:

Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies!

and...

Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: (short silence) ...Yes.
ROFL
Bushwick BillJoined: 09 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,955
Posted: 7 Feb 2006, 10:32am
lilhef wrote:
Mr Burns: "You'll have to go to Italy and pick it up for me"

Homer: "Can I bring my famiy?"

Mr Burns: "yes"

Homer: "And can I spend time with them?"

Mr Burns: "yes"

Homer: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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