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funkyjJoined: 12 Aug 2003
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Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 1:05pmSubject: 96 percent of women lie
WRIGGLING out of an embarrassing situation comes naturally to the vast majority of British women, according to a new poll.

They lie.

In all, 96 percent of women resort to little white lies such as the top fib, "of course you don't look fat," followed by "these shoes were only 10 (pounds, $25.55)" and "the bus/train was late."

In the list of falsehoods published in the women's magazine That's Life, "I've got a headache" ranked fourth, then came "I've only had one drink," "that dress looks good on you" and "the cheque's in the post."

Fibs about age, sex and love rounded out the top ten, with "you look ten years younger," "you're wonderful in bed," and at the end "I love you."

Partners are most likely to be lied to (70 percent), while two-thirds of parents and friends occasionally ought to think twice whether their daughter or mate is telling the truth. Well over half of women lie to their colleagues or bosses.

Whether men are any more truthful than women will have to wait for another poll, along with a top ten list for the male sex.

The magazine polled 5000 women around 38 years old in Britain, Scotland and Wales.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11636868%255E13762,00. html

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OutsiderJoined: 09 Oct 2004
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Posted: 21 Jan 2005, 4:50pm
everybody lies somewhere in their life, we need no polls to show it.

it is Dark lies they should be doing polls on. we all know everybody uses white lies ... but a very interesting topic by the way.

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Posted: 21 Jan 2005, 10:12pm
what a bullshit poll! anyone who says theyve never lied is a fucking liar

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 11:09am
Really makes you appreciate it when you meet someone who's not telling porky pies no matter how big or small they may be.

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 1:47pm
96% of women lie, this figure of course has a 4% margin of error Hehe

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 2:27pm
static wrote:
96% of women lie, this figure of course has a 4% margin of error Hehe


Good nuff reason to try 100 out first methinks.... LOL

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 2:29pm
MARK7 wrote:
static wrote:
96% of women lie, this figure of course has a 4% margin of error Hehe


Good nuff reason to try 100 out first methinks.... LOL


LOL

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 2:39pm
ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Posted: 24 Jan 2005, 2:49pm
LOL

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Posted: 25 Jan 2005, 4:16pm
hahaha.. thats hella funny!
Like yesterday after Id been shopping. my b/f asks me "How much did that necklace cost?' and i keenly replied 'awww $30' heehe It was really closer to $40! Smash

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Posted: 3 Feb 2006, 9:06pm
The other 4% are mute!

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go Craig!!

Teef

fuck it, i lied, its pendulum on toast, what u gonna do
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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 10:26am
i had a bofriend once who was a compulsive lier. it was very annoying.
then after about 2 dates everything i said was considered a lie, so every comment i made i had to prove. i think even once he didn't believe the way my last name was spelt so i showed him my drivers licence!

that boy had serious problems.

i rarely lie but when i do it's to try and protect myself, eg lying about where i am to my parents.

but as i've found, it just gets me into more trouble when i get found out.

lyings way to hard, im shit at covering my tracks.

oh and boys lie way more that chicks.
Wink

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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 11:26am
gees, you n00bs are great at diggin' up old threads...

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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 11:37am
Ok, so 96% of women lie and 4% are clearly mute.

I wonder the ratio of fellas that are wankers/liars... Question Question Question

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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 11:55am
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef

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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 12:10pm
Khem wrote:
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef



ROFL well the facts are there from the khem man himself

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Posted: 6 Feb 2006, 12:11pm
Khem wrote:
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef


....then you wake up in the morning next to them and you think... I thought I was with the sexiest real chick ever last night... but they change by morning!!
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 4:31pm
Khem wrote:
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef

yeah fair enuf but who'll be complaining when chics are gettin around in daggy clothes no make-up havnt brushed their hair and are lookin like britney spears does now eh?
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 4:52pm
keels wrote:
Khem wrote:
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef

yeah fair enuf but who'll be complaining when chics are gettin around in daggy clothes no make-up havnt brushed their hair and are lookin like britney spears does now eh?
That would be hot! Teef

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:00pm
Awwh you poor innocent honest men, how do you get by with the opposite sex being so awful???

Realisically do you think your egos could really handle being told the truth?!?

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:05pm
Miss Sarah wrote:
Awwh you poor innocent honest men, how do you get by with the opposite sex being so awful???

Realisically do you think your egos could really handle being told the truth?!?

Wink
Yea for sure, i dont think females can handle the truth thats why us guys are lying to you when you ask us stuff like, is my hair alright? or do i look ok in this? even if it looks terrible the answer is yes coz you simply couldnt handle the truth Wink

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:07pm
GRIMEY wrote:
Miss Sarah wrote:
Awwh you poor innocent honest men, how do you get by with the opposite sex being so awful???

Realisically do you think your egos could really handle being told the truth?!?

Wink
Yea for sure, i dont think females can handle the truth thats why us guys are lying to you when you ask us stuff like, is my hair alright? or do i look ok in this? even if it looks terrible the answer is yes coz you simply couldnt handle the truth Wink


amen to that brother...lets wait for the response
Miss SarahJoined: 18 Nov 2005
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:08pm
hehehe, I thought we asked you guys that so you thought we valued your opinion.

Next time actually say her ass looks big in those jeans and I bet she doesnt change them!!! Wink

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:12pm
Miss Sarah wrote:
hehehe, I thought we asked you guys that so you thought we valued your opinion.

Next time actually say her ass looks big in those jeans and I bet she doesnt change them!!! Wink


Maybe, after she kicks you in the balls. Crazy

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GRIMEYJoined: 27 May 2005
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:13pm
Miss Sarah wrote:
hehehe, I thought we asked you guys that so you thought we valued your opinion.

Next time actually say her ass looks big in those jeans and I bet she doesnt change them!!! Wink
yea but you clearly dont value our opinion and quess what? the secrets out, we already know that!! I might have to give that whole honest opinion thing ago but im so not holding my breath Teef Wink

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:14pm
keels wrote:
Khem wrote:
guys may exagerate a bit here or there, or tell fibs to get themselves out of trouble but women live a lie. they wear heels to give them impression they are taller than they really are, they wear make up to make us think they are prettier than they really are and they wear push up bras so we think they have bigger boobs.

Teef

yeah fair enuf but who'll be complaining when chics are gettin around in daggy clothes no make-up havnt brushed their hair and are lookin like britney spears does now eh?


thats when its time to get a new chick Very Happy

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:14pm
I endorse what Grimey just posted, RE: THE TRUTH

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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 5:28pm
GRIMEY wrote:
Miss Sarah wrote:
hehehe, I thought we asked you guys that so you thought we valued your opinion.

Next time actually say her ass looks big in those jeans and I bet she doesnt change them!!! Wink

yea but you clearly dont value our opinion and quess what? the secrets out, we already know that!! I might have to give that whole honest opinion thing ago but im so not holding my breath Teef Wink


If I ask someone whether I look ok, I'm asking coz I want to know the truth. I don't want to go out looking like a tool, and I would hope that my man would let me know I looked like one if I asked! I definitely value his opinion.... maybe the girls you know would value your opinion if they knew you were being honest!

Criticism is ok if it's invited... if you don't want to know the truth you don't ask... simple Teef

yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 6:18pm
DeathMaze wrote:
Criticism is ok if it's invited... if you don't want to know the truth you don't ask... simple Teef


Thats all well and good in theory. It would sure as hell save a lot of arguments!!!! Teef
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Posted: 8 Feb 2006, 7:50pm
Mo$Def wrote:
GRIMEY wrote:
Miss Sarah wrote:
Awwh you poor innocent honest men, how do you get by with the opposite sex being so awful???

Realisically do you think your egos could really handle being told the truth?!?

Wink
Yea for sure, i dont think females can handle the truth thats why us guys are lying to you when you ask us stuff like, is my hair alright? or do i look ok in this? even if it looks terrible the answer is yes coz you simply couldnt handle the truth Wink


amen to that brother...lets wait for the response


coming from you!!!

french bitch!!

ROFL

oh dude.... you really crack me up!!!

i like to think of it as constructive criticism.... must be the designer in me!!!

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Posted: 9 Feb 2006, 1:42pm
THE SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED IN BRITAIN...NOT AUSTRALIA....YOU WANNA LET WORDS AND RESULTS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY DICTATE YOUR LIVES...THEN GO FOR IT...
personally...ive told lies...little ones....but i think most people do...if you are conscious of that...it makes you as a person humble, thoughtful and aware of their own flaws...its denial that really does the damage

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Posted: 9 Feb 2006, 2:14pm
GRIMEY wrote:
Miss Sarah wrote:
hehehe, I thought we asked you guys that so you thought we valued your opinion.

Next time actually say her ass looks big in those jeans and I bet she doesnt change them!!! Wink
yea but you clearly dont value our opinion and quess what? the secrets out, we already know that!! I might have to give that whole honest opinion thing ago but im so not holding my breath Teef Wink


Hehe busted!!! And I thought my self absorbed obnoxious side was hidden oh so well!! Nah Nah!

Seriously I guess I just cant stand useless information, if I have a big ass being told that is not going to change the fact I have a fat ass so I dont ask.

I guess for some women its like saying the generic 'how are you?' to strangers, they never respond truthfully yet we always continue to ask.

Women rock we can just be extremely unbalanced and hard to understand sometimes. Very Happy

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ErikaJoined: 10 Jun 2004
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Posted: 9 Feb 2006, 2:25pm
Hmm I wonder if its a woman wrtiting the bloody article to begin with

Just goes to show you cant live without us as your all gullible anyways.
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Posted: 9 Feb 2006, 2:45pm
Erika wrote:

Just goes to show you cant live without us as your all gullible anyways.


hahaha, here is my 2c... thanks whoever sent me this this week..

Friendship between Women

A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a
girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything
about it.



Friendship between Men

A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he
was still there.



R~!1


fuckit. who you calling a liar?
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Posted: 9 Feb 2006, 3:12pm
ROFL

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Posted: 14 Feb 2006, 11:06am
96% of all men lie.

there ya go, we are even.

crude... but effective!
miss ribbonJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 15 Feb 2006, 12:03am
does lying by omission count?

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Posted: 15 Feb 2006, 1:15am
miss ribbon wrote:
does lying by omission count?


HAHAHAHA!

I was asked that same question by Lisa just tonight!!!

ROFL

My answer... it depends on the omission!

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