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chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:37am
well i know what the cricketers one is about. what are the rest?

what you don't know can't hurt you, so not knowing you is a virtue.....

For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin.....

the walls have ears, the windows have eyes and a wise man tells no lies.....

VIBE! SUMMER INSTALLMENT COMING SOON.
'BLIND 2" THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF THE FRENCH MAID ALLIANCE
IS PROUDLY UPON US . RETURNING TO TRAFFIC 11/03/2005. GET READY.
mazmoModerator
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:54am
have a peek for yourself i have put urls in now Smile

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chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:59am
haha, no need, just remembering sunrise this morning. i heard these headlines just taking my brain a while to recollect my thoughts.

what you don't know can't hurt you, so not knowing you is a virtue.....

For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin.....

the walls have ears, the windows have eyes and a wise man tells no lies.....

VIBE! SUMMER INSTALLMENT COMING SOON.
'BLIND 2" THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF THE FRENCH MAID ALLIANCE
IS PROUDLY UPON US . RETURNING TO TRAFFIC 11/03/2005. GET READY.
weezJoined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,741
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 4:55pm
schmoo wrote:
well i know what the cricketers one is about. what are the rest?




and probably the biggest load of crap ive ever heard!!!!

OOH AHH GLEN MCGRATH


OOH AHH MCGRATH
mazmoModerator
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 5:01pm
weez wrote:
schmoo wrote:
well i know what the cricketers one is about. what are the rest?




and probably the biggest load of crap ive ever heard!!!!


rediculous hey. if you go to the cricket, there is a chance you will get hit by a ball
chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,275
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 5:09pm
mazmo wrote:
weez wrote:
schmoo wrote:
well i know what the cricketers one is about. what are the rest?




and probably the biggest load of crap ive ever heard!!!!


rediculous hey. if you go to the cricket, there is a chance you will get hit by a ball


fucking spanners. the lot of em. I'm with Stupid!

what you don't know can't hurt you, so not knowing you is a virtue.....

For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin.....

the walls have ears, the windows have eyes and a wise man tells no lies.....

VIBE! SUMMER INSTALLMENT COMING SOON.
'BLIND 2" THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF THE FRENCH MAID ALLIANCE
IS PROUDLY UPON US . RETURNING TO TRAFFIC 11/03/2005. GET READY.
weezJoined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,741
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 5:22pm
the batsman would be like "ahhh shit i hit another six dammit. i gotta stop hittin those." Rolling Eyes

OOH AHH GLEN MCGRATH


OOH AHH MCGRATH
chrisJoined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,275
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 5:57pm
ing cup would be boring too.

what you don't know can't hurt you, so not knowing you is a virtue.....

For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin.....

the walls have ears, the windows have eyes and a wise man tells no lies.....

VIBE! SUMMER INSTALLMENT COMING SOON.
'BLIND 2" THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF THE FRENCH MAID ALLIANCE
IS PROUDLY UPON US . RETURNING TO TRAFFIC 11/03/2005. GET READY.
weezJoined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,741
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 7:25pm
in other news....


"WEEZ IS BORED!!!!"

OOH AHH GLEN MCGRATH


OOH AHH MCGRATH
wreckaJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 8:41pm
newsflash- cartoons of pale going for $30 at the all new Liquorwise stores......grabbing one now
FritzgibbonJoined: 23 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,229
Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:22pm
dang

and im stuck here at werk Tongue

hehe

Don't think of a blue horse.

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- Russel Hoban, Fremder



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wreckaJoined: 11 Aug 2003
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:27pm
hehe so am I...., lucky no boss+new store about 500m down the road=cheep bevo's....

and on other news...spoke to the drive thru man, said they had moved 5 pallets of pales since this morning, 1 pallet-90 slabs EEK

mebe but offer on till sunday.....gettem while yer can peoples
FritzgibbonJoined: 23 Oct 2003
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Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 10:30pm
sold.

Don't think of a blue horse.

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"I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you. I only mentioned this because it came into my head."
- Russel Hoban, Fremder



"If we hit this bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
- Zap Brannigan
mazmoModerator
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Posted: 29 Oct 2004, 10:36am
Monks defrocked for drug parties


any one for some yaa baa

carl have you seen this anywhere?

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junglistJoined: 09 Aug 2003
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Posted: 4 Nov 2004, 6:25pm
'Computer characters' shot man
November 4, 2004

A COURT has been told two men dressed as characters from a computer game shot a man dead in front of his family during a home invasion in Sydney.

Twenty-one-year-old Sophear Em is standing trial in the New South Wales Supreme Court charged with the shooting murder of Josef Logozzo at his Cecil Hills home on January 7, 2002.

He has also pleaded not guilty to assaulting Mr Logozzo, a wholesale fruit distributor at Flemington markets, and shooting his wife, Marianne.

Crown Prosecutor James Bennett SC, told the court Mr Em and another man invaded the Logozzos' home shortly after midnight, dressed as characters from the computer game Counter Strike.

During the invasion, Mr Logozzo was shot in the chest and his wife in the hand.

" I love the smell of napalm in the morning! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like victory." ( Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore )
KhemAdmin
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Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 7:30pm
Japanese find best chat-up line in the world

Japanese sociologists and psychiatrists have come up with the best chat-up line in the world.

The line "Rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiy-oh" means literally: "This time next year, let's be laughing together."

The Japanese team - including Takaaki Ishibashi, host of Japan's equivalent to Blind Date - was asked to find the best conversation ice-breaker.

The panel said that using "this time next year" sent a signal that the bloke on the pull is interested in more than a one-night fling reports The Sun.

"Together" gives the impression of freshness in the romance and "laughing" softens the phrase to make it easy to deliver.

The winning chat-up line is supposed to work anywhere, but particularly well with an office acquaintance.

Officials hope it will help solve a population crisis in Japan, where birth rates have plunged.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1160810.html



Pimp!
DanDnBmanJoined: 10 Aug 2003
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Posted: 10 Dec 2004, 5:53pm
It's not the latest but hey!

KhemAdmin
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Posted: 16 Dec 2004, 10:55am
This is going out to Maz, hopefully their Australian shops will follow soon... Teef

Blockbuster sends Christmas cheer

http://www.optusnet.com.au/news/story/aap/20041216/08/entertainment/us -blockbuster-us.inp

Blockbuster, the biggest US movie rental company, says it will eliminate late fees on games and movies at its US stores as of January 1 - but if you keep them too long, you buy them.

Blockbuster announced Tuesday it will continue to set due dates, with one week for games and two days or one week for movies, but will give customers a one-week grace period at no additional charge, beginning New Year's Day. The company didn't say if it would eventually adopt such a policy for its stores in other countries.

"Doing away with late fees is the biggest and most important customer benefit we've ever offered in our company's history," John Antioco, Blockbuster Inc. chairman and chief executive, said in a prepared statement. "So as of the first of the year, if our customers need an extra day or two with their movies and games, they can take it."

However, renters who keep the movies or games past the grace period will automatically be charged for purchasing the DVD or tape, minus the rental fee, Blockbuster said.

Customers will still be allowed to return the movie or game over the next 30 days for a refund of the purchase price, but will be charged a "minimal" restocking fee, the company said.
funkyjJoined: 12 Aug 2003
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Posted: 16 Dec 2004, 3:28pm
http://www.thewest.com.au/20041215/news/general/tw-news-general-home-s to130036.html

A 21-year-old Perth man is lucky to be alive after having his stomach ripped open during a beer-skolling game using a home-made device powered by an electric pump.

The drinking game at a 21st birthday party in a southern suburb 10 days ago went badly wrong, rupturing the man's stomach and forcing beer straight into his abdomen.

The man, who is in St John of God Hospital in Murdoch and spent a week in intensive care fighting for his life, was among a group of friends at a private party who used the device.

It is believed to have consisted of a helmet fitted with a jug from which a hose was attached to a pump that was powered by a power drill.

Another hose from the pump was placed in his mouth and the pump was switched on, pushing beer from the jug down his throat.

The man, a mechanical drafter who did not want his name published, said yesterday that about six other party-goers had used the "jug helmet" before him.

"No one else had any problems and I didn't think it would be any different to other things like funnels that people use," he said.

"But I knew something wasn't right soon after I drank from it. I started spewing up red stuff and was in a lot of pain."

Although he has little memory of the next few days, friends took the man to the Murdoch hospital's emergency department where staff originally thought he was just drunk. When his friends told about the skolling device doctors suspected something was seriously wrong.

The man underwent urgent surgery to repair a 10cm tear and was then on life support for a week.

Surgeon David Cooke said the split in the wall of the man's stomach had pushed food and beer into his abdominal cavity, making him septic. His insides had to be "washed out" twice and he was put on heavy-duty antibiotics.